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[challenge entry] Coke's bad, m'kay
Fanta Claus

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(M. Oignons Lurking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# You know...when you've been Fanta'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I thought that thing on the lower right was a German helmet
and everything fell into place
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I'd say it looks more like a french WW1 helmet
but then i'm an argumentative prick
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Or even Roman
but I was talking first glance here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:31, archived)
# which century Roman? WHICH CENTURY???
sorry, it's my problem and i'm dealing with it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
# The Century of Helmets, of course

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Santa Klaus is coming to town?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Wasn't Fanta invented by the nazis?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
# You're thinking of the holocaust
It's easy to mix the two up. I ordered a vodka and holocaust the last time I was in Berlin. The look on their faces...
(M. Oignons Lurking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:34, archived)
# pffft

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanta
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:36, archived)
# 90 Flavours?
Orange...
Lemon...
(M. Oignons Lurking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:37, archived)
# That had me wondering too

I have no doubt there's a wombat-flavoured fanta to be had somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Jesus' blood flavour
"The Vatican has admitted that Pope Benedict XVI favorite beverage is Fanta."
(M. Oignons Lurking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)
# onion
beetroot
plum
red cabbage
quince
sprouts
cum n' cunt
aubergine
asparagus
smegma
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Sprouts flavour
I christen thee 'Spanta'
(M. Oignons Lurking, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha, nicley
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)
# haha
fanta is made by coke
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)