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From the Explain Stuff With Maths challenge. See all 249 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# iff butts, then buttprostitutes
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Hello Shada fuck yeah did you have a nice christmas
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# christmas is a time for meaty foods and cider, it can't go wrong
unless someone puts your meaty food into the cider, then it goes a little wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Not too wrong though.
Cider marinade might be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Could have sworn that said meaty foots.
Mmmm meaty foots and cider.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# it is a long standing tradition of my family to have meaty feet over christmas time
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Meaty Footmas
And a Herpy New Ear
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Also on the menu:
Gristly Knees with Ale

and

Wrinkled Elbows in Port
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# METH IS HARD TO MAKE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Oh fuck yea
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# meettthhhhhssssssss.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Tasty and Nutritious!
METH's got what your body craves!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Sure thing,
you look like a trustworthy fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# hahaha
shada you're awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# meths meths meths
i wanna have a meths
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT2k-6bfbD4
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Well hell, I really need to get some cleaning done.
It seems like a little meth could be just what I'm after.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# i'll make you some if you like
i've watched Breaking Bad it looks pretty easy yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# wait are you a cop
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# delicious meth
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# If and only if, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# For almost a year I thought that was a remarkably consistent typo.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# too fucking right
we can't afford to have no floaty ifs when we're talking about butts
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Fair enough. Also : watching Charlie Brooker talking about video games while drinking J&D on the rocks is the most ace-est!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Jumpers & Dragons on the rocks?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# I may have drunk too much Jack and Daniels.
Oh, and "Jails and Dragons" would have been wittier :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Fuck you.
"Jails" Psshh... Jumpers, THEY'RE funny!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Does that mean everything popular gets FPed?
Because I'm not sure that's accurate.

Also I don't really understand what +/- means.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# It means it's bisexual I believe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# explain the rest please.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I don't know it makes my head hurt :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# IT'S NADDA TUMOR!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Oh okay. Yeah that's fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I don't either, more or less
I just saw the word "expand" and wondered if it has anything to do with growing waistlines over Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I have trebled in mass.
But also in joviality so it's okay.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# greater than Popular
and +/- means positive or negative

don't try working it out or applying any maths to it, its just shits and giggles like this site should actually be about and not fucking sums!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# 2/10 see me after
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# *draws a cock on the board and scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Haha
you've rescued your grade
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# hahahahaha a cdc *clicks* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Needs something about the challenges, perhaps...
IF compo(t) > 7 days THEN Fraser = cock+lol

or the like.

ALSO
Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# if dow=WEDNESDAY
then run shitchallenge.exe
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# hahaha!
It's funny because it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# you want me to expand? ok
*unzips*

OH MY GOD!

ABANDON SHIP!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# K

(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# what
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Looks like
a nasty mix of RPN and infix syntax. *shudder*

How rude, woo!
(Jokel, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:58, archived)
# = PANTS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 2:55, archived)