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[challenge entry] Not the first to point this out but maybe the first to put it in a formula.

From the Explain Stuff With Maths challenge. See all 249 entries (closed)

(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:50, archived)
# how origional
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:57, archived)
# better now?
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Not really because "scene opens with a small ship being attacked by a larger ship" squared is not "star"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Maybe "Scene" is valued at 3 and "Star" is valued at 9
You want me to convert everything into a numerical value or can it just be left as a stupid movie joke?
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:45, archived)
# No. Numerical values.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Now that's some funny stuff right there...
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:00, archived)
# I think it would make even less sense as numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:48, archived)
# is it das boot?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:59, archived)
# No awards though at the end of Das Boot.
They all get killed.
(Fluffster, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:28, archived)
# What about The Cruel Sea then?
There's no awards, but they all stand around and slap each other on the back at the end.

And they all kind of like each other all the way through too. And there are no heroes or villains; just men and the sea. They're very careful to make that point. So really it's nothing at all like this. But there are ships.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Nonsense
The heroes are the men, the heroines are the ships and the only enemy is the sea. The cruel sea. That man has made more cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Muppets Take Manhattan?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:31, archived)
# *cancels out*
W = T - F

WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:05, archived)
# The maths compo entries fall mainly into two categories:
1. Those that feature graphs
2. Those that fundamentally misunderstand equations
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this apply?


*winds zeltergiset up* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:31, archived)
# Well, I'd like some chicken tandoori please

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:54, archived)
# I need this displayed as a venn diagram or graph with percentages
because I totally like lost you at "The maths compo..." ;)

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:32, archived)
# come the revolution, all soap operas will be culled
*waves pitchfork*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:38, archived)
# There once was a time when Soap Operas were worth watching but not anymore!
They were culled off long ago by the script-writers - it's a long lingering painful to watch death. Stop the Suffering Now!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Everything would be fine again
if they would just bring back El Dorado and Family Affairs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:44, archived)
# haha
You forgot Howard's Way and Triangle! Sunbathing on a North Sea ferry in mid winter haha!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Oi oi fella!
Just downloaded 34 years of ISIHAC. Currently listening to the 30th Anniversary show with the infamous Countryside Uxbridge definition! Fucking brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
# it's a great download if it's the one I'm thinking of :)
got it last year, with everything back to 1972
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Aye,
with the I'm sorry I'll Read that again too.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:46, archived)
# yup, that's the one
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:48, archived)
# I am now going to head out into the big, wide
interwebs to try and find a list of all the samantha excuses.

www.ivorysky.com/isihac/samantha-has-to-go-now-40-43.php
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Hmmmm the barts mathmatics theory
sorry its quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:28, archived)
# And I know for a fact that Three Men and a Baby is even more similar


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Wasn't that the sequel to
5 Children and It starring Tim Curry?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Yep, the one where they ass rape a sheep curry

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:02, archived)
# You're right.
Star Wars is lame.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:33, archived)
# I <3 U Sam!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:35, archived)
# One dog flies into space and some dogs shoot at him but the first dog explodes the second dog the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:43, archived)
# I liked the bit in Star Wars where Mel Brookes is teleported into the control room and his bottom is on his front.
And the bit where the ship jumps to 'Ludicrous Speed'
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Mel Brookes is a spastic. Star Wars is dicks.
I'm very angry at films!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Mel Brookes once touched me inappropriately.
I didn't mind it though. It was all in fun.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Mel Brookes has busy hands. He tries very hard to make friends, but he keeps touching them. Poor Mel Brookes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Storytelling,
as an art form, is inherently unoriginal as the best stories are those that follow established formula and have traditional character archetypes. Star Wars is basically Robin Hood in space, after all. Lord of the Rings is basically the Iliad, The Incredible Hulk is Doctor Jekyll and Mr Hyde, Superman is Jesus and Battle Star Galactica is Exodus (although those last two are on purpose).

Plus, I hated every single Star Wars movie ever made, but I derived enjoyment from watching Star Trek, and that has to count for something.

Anyway, in Star Trek the ship that can destroy planets is from the future.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:41, archived)