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[challenge entry] Can you still get Weasel Grease?

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(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:35, archived)
# I'm intrigued by the nature of 'Gleet'
and what symptoms it might present.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Inflammation of the urethra characterised by a mucopurulent discharge...
yuck.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:40, archived)
# You're ruining my appetite.
And I don't even know what you're talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:40, archived)
# haha!
'mucopurulent' sounds nasty, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Yes ...
Eew.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:45, archived)
# oh god......
* runs to nearest 'white telephone' *

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:41, archived)
# bet you're glad you
asked, now. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Oh yes.....
I'm really chuffed.

chuffed chucking up
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:46, archived)
# This entire thread
now makes utterly vile reading...you've created a monster, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:49, archived)
# *is suitably shamed*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:56, archived)
# It really brings new meaning to the term
"Yoghurt Pump"
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Thick, copious, urethral pus
discharge
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:40, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:42, archived)
# So it would be appropriate to say:
"Git tha fuck outta here yuh gleet!"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Nearly as good as smeghead
which was all the rage when I was at school.
(twattybanjo, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:46, archived)
# It is a symptom,
a mucousy discharge from what doctors refer to as the jap's eye.
(twattybanjo, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Straight out of Grays' Anatomy...
sounds horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
# ^^^ Eww
I thought "gleet" was just nob cheese.

Now we know it's not an insult to throw around lightly (unlike balled nob cheese)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
# You might be thinking of smegma,
subaceous secretion of the foreskin, or forehead if you're David Cameron.
(twattybanjo, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:45, archived)
# I think this chap could do with a little of your remedy
b3ta.com/questions/toptips/post593540
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:44, archived)
# jesuschristfuckmetodeath
he sounds like a class act.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:50, archived)