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[challenge entry] If this doesn't cure you, nothing will....

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(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:34, archived)
# I'm not cured!
and I demand a refund.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Hmmm,
as you don't have a penis, I doubt you were struggling with erectile dysfunction previously!

Good evening Pot! How are you? Written any more Spr0ts Quizzes?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:40, archived)
# No but I think I could have a bash at fillums
and television programmes.
Edit: I nearly got away with it this afternoon when I was having a discussion with somebody about the cricket that's currently being played in South Africa.
I often maintain I can keep a conversation going without knowing a bloody thing about the sport but I sort of blew it when I suggested that one of the cricketers was "definitely offside".
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Oh yeah!
I have a question for the films one.

In which film would you find the characters Luke Skywalker, Hans Solo, Spock and Pizza the Hut?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:45, archived)
# The answer is Happy Gilmore.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Star Trekwars in space!
*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:47, archived)
# No, it's Happy Gilmore.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Bullshit she drew that bunny herself,
look what happened when I tried to draw on my arm:
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I do hope that is only a drawing!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:53, archived)
# no it's a photo
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Actually a JPG
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:07, archived)
# It's ok,
I didn't get it tattoed. But I did like the
look on people's faces when they believed it was real;
with the questionable content and sloppy writing and all.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:59, archived)
# especially since Bells
Is teh shittest of all teh whiskies
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Jack Daniel's?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:06, archived)
# virtually any single malt I say
the Glenfiddich ancient reserve is a nice accessible intro ;)
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Ardbeg
Glengoyne
Talisker
Lagavulin
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:13, archived)
# That Jura is pretty bloody lovely too
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:16, archived)
# I know nothing about whiskey but I do like the odd Glenmorangie and Monkey Shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:16, archived)
# there's not much to choose between them,
but at least Jack Daniel's goes with coke.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:14, archived)