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# poor pig
(JoePesky, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:13, archived)
# Hahahahha I'm gonna kick this shit at a pig
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:14, archived)
# I once had a friend that egged a dog in a drive by
The dog was baffled
(JoePesky, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:21, archived)
# Poor dog :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:24, archived)
# I like to think of the dogs reasoning after the egging, it would be like WTF -and if it was my dog I'd be angry
(JoePesky, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:28, archived)
# Yeah, the dog would probably just be confused that he's covered in delicious eggy goodness
Owners would be pissed tho.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:29, archived)
# I wonder how hard it is to get egg out of a dog?
(JoePesky, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:31, archived)
# that's a once in a lifetime fluke. Like my friend who hit a bird with a stick - this thing was like a sparrow or sumfink
not that I'm trying to glamorize that. By friend I mean, this guy I knew. And he was a sociopathic dick
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:35, archived)
# depends where it hits
Dog would probably clean itself
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:37, archived)
# I guess there is always a poodle parlour for dogs to get clean.
However, pigs that have had a shit kicked at them would probably enjoy the whole experience ROFLIAS (roll on the floor laughing in a shit)
(JoePesky, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)
# kick shit at it!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:42, archived)
# Push hard at the back end and they pop out their mouth.
fukung.net/v/24135/664f68b9983899392393b1018a1fffac.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:40, archived)
# haha straight into the frying pan
(JoePesky, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:42, archived)
# Awwww!
On the other hand, once the dog found out it was food
it might have returned to the exact same spot for more.
HIT ME WITH FOODS AGAIN, PLSKTHX etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:28, archived)
# it would return with a pan and a stove
(JoePesky, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:30, archived)
# HAHAHA! Just so.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:32, archived)
# maybe a chinese variation of egg nog-
egg dog
(JoePesky, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:34, archived)
# Fuck! Now I want to kick shit at a pig.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:20, archived)
# haha
(JoePesky, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 3:28, archived)