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Chris Tarrant:
Special skills:
Stupid laugh
Long pauses
Likes
Goose Torture
Dislikes
Being arrested

VS

Stephen Fry
Special skills:
Tallness
Knows lots of words
Likes
Bumming
Dislikes
God

FRY WINS!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:45, archived)
# Why is cantzers bad?
uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100203185650AArdlDe
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:58, archived)
# :(
wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_crocodile_talk
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:06, archived)
# That is a really sad story :(
I hope it wins the Booker Prize.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:14, archived)
# If it doesn't then this will
wiki.answers.com/Q/When_putting_on_a_condom_does_it_go_over_you_scrotum_as_well
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:17, archived)
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Greggles off Quizmania a couple of years ago

Special skills:
The tawdriest sort of dimwit salesmanship
'80s Radio 1 demeanour
Grey/silver suit & hair combination
Cunt

Likes
Wearing novelty ties to work

Dislikes
Paying his National Insurance

GREGGLES DESERVES TO GET HIS MOOB SURGERY DONE REALLY BADLY BY AN UNQUALIFIED FAKE SURGEON!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:06, archived)
# I have never encountered Greggles before.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE9yYgxjbBo
But he amuses me
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:13, archived)
# He caused a lot of misery to an awful lot of drunk/drugged people with mobile phones.
Hey, maybe he could save ITV.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:17, archived)