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From the If Hitler had won the war challenge. See all 574 entries (closed)

( sinisterduck, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:49, archived)

My Uncle's called
Peter Brown.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:51, archived)

All of them?
(apologies for excessively anal apostrophe castigation)
( butchbint, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:53, archived)

mind
the piss
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:53, archived)

What are you two
wittering on about?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:54, archived)

No idea
(cheeky sod)
( butchbint, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:55, archived)

Yep,
I am.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:56, archived)

you will be punished
maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Mwa-ah-ha-ha.
( butchbint, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:58, archived)

you
hold him - i'll ruffle his hair.
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:01, archived)

just carrying on
the pattern
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:04, archived)

Ha, I was in Heathrow on Friday evening
and the tannoy asked for "Mister Andrew Bogart from Cassablanca"

No joke.
Reminded me of Chris Morris's tannoy exploits
( crouchingbadger, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:07, archived)

me ?
nothing...

/coat
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:56, archived)

fredthwack!
I just had my first bottle of vanilla coke... it's fskcing disgusting. Literally coca-cola with a half-shot of vanilla essence in it...

I want my 90p back.

www.vanilla.coke.com/
( packetslut, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:57, archived)

yeah
had one last week - eeergh.
90p !? where do you shop ?
edit: oh yeah, bottle - sorry.
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)

bottle...
in what is officially the most expensive Safeways in the UK (a friend of mine works there)
( packetslut, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:03, archived)

couldn't
they just nick it for you ?
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:06, archived)

i do that
all the time at college.
They should lock the bottle cabinet up better thats what I say.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:07, archived)

are you somewhere in surrey
perchance?
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:08, archived)

nah,
St. Katherines Dock, London (right near Tower Bridge)
( packetslut, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:12, archived)

yeuch!
i believe you, it sounds vile
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:09, archived)

it
is vile...
a friend of mine reckons it's an old american recipe and that at the start of 'psycho' norman bates is making his mother a coke with vanilla extract - and that's where he gets the idea for poisoning her from...
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:11, archived)

all
of them ?

/pedant
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:53, archived)

does he have wings?

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:54, archived)

ouh
just found this beauty of a Hitler figurine.
( sinisterduck, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:52, archived)

that's
the kind of thing you'd get in a kinder egg instead of footballer figures
if hitler had won the war
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)