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[challenge entry] Um

From the Corporate Greenwash challenge. See all 125 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:46, archived)
# Quick, tag it!
Then they'll owe you money when they adopt it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Now, all we need is a simple time machine...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:48, archived)
# ...so much easier than all those complex time machines.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:52, archived)
# tell that to doc
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:53, archived)
# You said that back in 2982.
Now, things have changed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:55, archived)
# He also said it next week
and will say it yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:56, archived)
# He will have might have said it, except that I already have will telled him not to.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Imagine Dr. Who's mum telling him to tidy his room
"I'll do it yesterday!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 2:06, archived)
# Yeah, but
she could check.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 2:12, archived)
# One smashing one's fucking face in transcends time.
Although it's a tad unsporting.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 2:13, archived)
# Of course, nothing fancy
Bare minimum of flashing lights and bits that go "beep!".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:55, archived)
# "Boxes that go beep"
occurs in Five Star's 1985 hit "System Addict".

Flashing lights always win, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:58, archived)
# Better?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 2:03, archived)
# Yes. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Thanx
for the top tip!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 2:26, archived)
# do you like me platyin wit my bum
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 2:16, archived)
# Not me
But I'm sure BP would find a way to get something out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 3:14, archived)