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(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Would a fat man provide more power to the machines
Or would they last longer? Like a D battery vs a AA
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Hahaha
A mate of mine once ruined the plot to all those movies when he wondered why the robots simply didn't use cows
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:20, archived)
# i ruined the plot by realising
that humans would be completely useless as a power source
as we need more energy to live than we produce
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:22, archived)
# yeah
The laws of thermodynamics don't seem to apply in the "real world"
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:23, archived)
# We get less energy from batteries than we put into them.
As storage and convertion of energy into useable heat I'm sure we could be quite useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:26, archived)
# where does the food come from?
there is no sunlight
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:29, archived)
# the dead are fed intravenously to the living, according to Morpheus.
Two problems with that:
1. That's not gonna work indefinitely.
2. Wouldn't you get some mad-cow-disease-type thing going on?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Ah, well... you see...
Uh...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:22, archived)
# I think that was my initial reaction as well
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:23, archived)
# or for that matter
if you are going to take the people route, why not just set the matrix to about 1530 or something? allowing your computer controlled slave race to learn about computing seems like a bit of an error.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:28, archived)
# *mumbles something about is it shopped*
Although it is a good call.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:21, archived)
# haha superbly done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Hardly politically correct to suggest that all the gingers be enslaved for power generation.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:22, archived)
# "Stick this up your ass, Neo!"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Black man white hand.
Like that microsoft scandal a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:27, archived)