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[challenge entry] After watching this film I was so inspired to become a scientologist I never bothered to become one

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(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Heh
I work opposite their shitty little shop in TCR

They NEVER ask me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 21:37, archived)
# You are obviously beyond redemption...
...and they can tell with their special powers and sensors and things

what do scientologists actually believe?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 21:39, archived)
# There's a South Park episode that tells you
www.xepisodes.com/southpark/episodes/912/Trapped-in-the-Closet.html
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 21:43, archived)
# Ta.
I'll watch it later, I'm busy listening to White Zombie...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Can't fault you
but the bit where they flash on screen "This is what scientologists actually believe" is...well, beyond belief
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Actually, isn't it this episode the reason why Isaac Hayes left?
I've not seen this episode, but I have seen the one where they kill off Chef, using soundbytes from previous episodes...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Yep
After making fun of Jews, Christians, Muslims and Mormons for 9 series, he left because he couldn't be a part of a show that made fun of religion.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Maybe they think your just really fucking chilled out and don't need it. Or poor.
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 21:42, archived)
# It's probably because I usually go and have a friendly chat with Anonymous
whenever they're protesting outside
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 21:44, archived)
# haha. They aren't anonymous, they're scientologists disguised as anonymous so they can keep tabs on haters
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 21:49, archived)
# I just wish they'd built a religion around Robert Heinlen
I'd probably sign up to that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 21:52, archived)
# I went in once.
Life was pretty good, new business doing well, happy with relationships, kids doing well etc. etc. and I completely bottomed out on their test.

The coffee was horrible as well but it did get me out of the rain.
(twattybanjo, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Nobody ever wants me to join thier cults...
The Jehovas Witnesses came round once...

Straight away she said "Oh, sory, I dont think you'd be interested in this" while waving a copy of the watchtower in my face, then promptly fucked off...

I wanted to take the piss, but they even took that away from me.

(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 21:53, archived)