New Kellogg's Cereal
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(kiss_my_swingers, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 0:25, archived)

just think
if i had never joined b3ta,
it would be another half a day or so until we reached a million.
And I would never be able to mention this.
Or something.
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Tue 1 Apr 2003, 0:30, archived)

"oh christ,"
said johnny. "not another hitler toy. I have 7000 already. in fact, that's the only kind of toy I have."

plus, if the nazis had won, there'd only be ONE flavor of ice cream.
VANILLA!!!
( zog remembers when all this was fields, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 0:32, archived)

he

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Tue 1 Apr 2003, 0:33, archived)

he.

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Tue 1 Apr 2003, 0:34, archived)

But look
They even have Swastica flakes in the bowl. Won't Germany be pissed off with B3ta now, or don't we care?
(kiss_my_swingers, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 0:34, archived)

I think you know the answer to that question.
FREE HITLER TOY INSIDE? YES!
(Mr Chuckles, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 0:36, archived)

why would germany be pissed off?
WE've only been mocking the nazis, and they deserve to be pissed off.
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Tue 1 Apr 2003, 0:37, archived)

Yeah
They've been getting a lot of bad press recently
(kiss_my_swingers, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 0:39, archived)

actually, I've shown b3ta to a lot of germans
and they seem to love the hitler jokes the most.
young germans, anyway. the older ones wouldn't find it as funny I think.
( zog remembers when all this was fields, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)

cereal
repost

( huggybear, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 0:39, archived)

Nice
i'd like to add i hadn't seen that before I did Nazi-O's, i thought i was onto something original, but i was wrong. Why is it always me???
(kiss_my_swingers, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 0:43, archived)

to be fair
that was my first and only front pager, so i had to. nice pic tho!
edit: and it's usually me, so there :)
( huggybear, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 0:49, archived)