I can almost hear the surgical glove snapping around an officials wrist

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:29, archived)

i can almost smell the customs official's shitty hand as it emerges from the anus

( Spunky McPunk http://facebook.com/despondentrock <--my band!!, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:34, archived)

nonsense, I had one before I went
can't trust toilets in aeroplanes
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:59, archived)