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(FoxyBox has mange, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 2:28, archived)
# Borderline NSFW, chap/chapess
May I suggest linking it?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 2:30, archived)
# Yeah
That hat clearly looks like a big black rubber nipple.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 2:34, archived)
# HA HA HA!
You said "hat!"
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 2:36, archived)
# WHAT? HAT?

FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 2:37, archived)
# She likes a bit of brimming
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 3:38, archived)
# Hmmm.
So they say.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 3:42, archived)
# seamy is my guess.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 2:30, archived)
# seamy after school.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 2:37, archived)
# filthy paedo teacher.
ok, just once more.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 2:54, archived)
# Question, pb.
Do you like punk rock? If so, I gotta idea for ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 2:58, archived)
# why yes, i do.
i also like candy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 3:06, archived)
# In that case, I've got two ideas for ya.
a) acquire some candy,

b) read (and, drastically, even buy) a book called "Renegade: the Lives and Tales of Mark E Smith" by Mark E Smith with Austin Collings.

I think it'll perplex and please you. Both, hopefully. I've read it twice, and laughed even more frequently the second time.

Oh, and obtaining a few Fall records (MES is the 'singer'/leader of The Fall) at the same time would only enhance things.

(I'd also recommend this book to anyone reading this. If you're reading this, you're already more than halfway there)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 3:20, archived)
# thanks. i'm a fan of the fall.
had no idea he had a book out, though. i will hunt it down.

no candy, though, i was lying about that.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 3:33, archived)
# Worth buying despite income (if that's a factor).
This is a profoundly disagreeable old bastard. Contradicts himself so often, it becomes the main comic theme of the book.

And (I'm guessing you're in the US) he's nicer about Americans than about anyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 3:38, archived)
# canada, ashally.
i do like the man's music, and while that's no indicator of liking the artist's prose, i will give it a go.

disagreeable and self-contradictory? sounds almost human.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 3:40, archived)
# "almost human"
would be a highly astute summation of the man.

Very funny book, though. Sorry for misguessing your nationality.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 3:55, archived)
# no worries, people usually think i'm from somewhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 4:01, archived)
# Me too.
I'm from Saturn, but people keep thinking I'm English. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 4:17, archived)
# are they made of rubber?
Silicone Valleys, arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 2:32, archived)
# Every lady has a sinful valley.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Mary didn't
the silly bitch
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 2:55, archived)
# this reminds me, I still haven't found Santa Sangre on DVD
that's like my favourite romcom of all time
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)