well, if
she's desperate and he's curious...
i don't even want to think about that
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i don't even want to think about that
yes you do
else you wouldn't have posted it........you filthy beast......and the thing is, you really are thinking about doing 'em both !!!
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:34,
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Eeeeewwwwww
get those nasty pictures out of my head you bastards
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:36,
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hey, c'mon
there's no need for that. you've made me feel quite ill.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:37,
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This
and the phrase "dogging" I heard the other day are just to much for me.
And that is REALLY saying someting.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:45,
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And that is REALLY saying someting.
Oh come on Dave (not literally)
you know these make you laugh and you're probably writing em down for future useage.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:47,
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Some maybe
but dogging just seems so WRONG!
I can even say hardcore anal rimming in a crowded cafe (and I have done so several times) but dogging... no!
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:49,
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I can even say hardcore anal rimming in a crowded cafe (and I have done so several times) but dogging... no!
BIG HAIR club for men!
well.. i did SOMETHING with the image..
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:21,
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well.. i did SOMETHING with the image..
the coolest guy in the rap group!
they call him sticky fingers..
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:46,
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Finally I have the
Elvis Gallery up and running.
Could you let me know if all the links work ok and the images are loading.
I've done some but my 56k modem is getting on my nerves.
Cheers for all those who have sent me and Elvis and I look forward to getting some more.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:21,
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Could you let me know if all the links work ok and the images are loading.
I've done some but my 56k modem is getting on my nerves.
Cheers for all those who have sent me and Elvis and I look forward to getting some more.
I love your designs
really brings your pages to life.......excellent.
Nice pics on there too, ahem, mine, ahem, yay.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:23,
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Nice pics on there too, ahem, mine, ahem, yay.
Heh - glad sorted
done that sort of work as a living (testing)..
But you need a sub to come to brighton b3tam meet - I will help you out K?
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:44,
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But you need a sub to come to brighton b3tam meet - I will help you out K?
Cheers,
thats good of you but I'd rather not come than borrow 'cos I'm shite at paying people back. You'd hate me and I would be guilty.
I expect I'll manage though, I want to come.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:53,
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I expect I'll manage though, I want to come.
i may be stupid
read free and nice to ya.
oi insane enuff to do that sometimes
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oi insane enuff to do that sometimes
woo
so many good ones! I like spassmonkey's, and pep's and all of them :)
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:25,
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Right thats it..
B3TAN BRIGHTON BASH
November
Bar that is open till 1 AM.
Desks and PA system
All welcome and me and Agent V have space for at least 3 b3tans to stay. plus loads more b3tans in brighton and.. it's brighton - fun town.. need I say more?
OK who's up for it (will be a saturday)???
PARTY!!
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:20,
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November
Bar that is open till 1 AM.
Desks and PA system
All welcome and me and Agent V have space for at least 3 b3tans to stay. plus loads more b3tans in brighton and.. it's brighton - fun town.. need I say more?
OK who's up for it (will be a saturday)???
PARTY!!
As long as its after
the fifteenth (thats my pay day) put me down for a night out.
Waheey!
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:23,
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Waheey!
15'th of nov?
well aiming close to star so most get paid.. but i'll loan ya if you coming..
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:26,
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You should
whack it in the pub scheduler, else I'll forget. But definately maybe
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:32,
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confirmed date (ie pub)
will go in scheduler..
now advance warning.. as it be..
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:42,
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now advance warning.. as it be..
Lack of hummus + vodka = bandwagon
distinct lack of 'sisterhood' there, I feel.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:16,
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distinct lack of 'sisterhood' there, I feel.
Aha, a woman's touch
and this famous quote - 10 points to anyone who can tell me where it's from.......
"you have a womans' purse !!!"
{edit } - KINELL !!! - You're all very good - didn't think you'd get that one !!!! - woo to B3TA and it's humurous inhabitants {edit }
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:18,
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"you have a womans' purse !!!"
{edit } - KINELL !!! - You're all very good - didn't think you'd get that one !!!! - woo to B3TA and it's humurous inhabitants {edit }
you have a womans bottom, my lord
yup blackadder II
and it was TOM BAKER - the best Dr Who ever.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:22,
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and it was TOM BAKER - the best Dr Who ever.
don't be downhearted
probabilities dictate that someone has to be.....just feel ashamed that tonight it is you.
Haha........sorry.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:30,
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Haha........sorry.
i agree with you
Joey did have a womands purse in one episode - 'The One With Joey's Bag'
Joey: But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:37,
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Joey: But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man.
actually
me too - nice abbreviation, anacronym or whatever they are called.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:36,
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welll
hellloooooooo
He looks none too impressed there.
Do you do that tantric for hours and hours thing...?
/lech
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:22,
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He looks none too impressed there.
Do you do that tantric for hours and hours thing...?
/lech
Gee.. 8)
Yep, we do, but later we'll go and get pissed..
might help on our mood
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:26,
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might help on our mood
hahahah
sting still looks like a dirty boy who just got a webcam :)
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:44,
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if it's about a droubt of a kind
I only recently put a stop to my 3.5 yr droubt
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:09,
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I laugh
at your drought.
Why oh why oh why oh why did I move to Liverpool? A city I find so unattractive!
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:11,
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Why oh why oh why oh why did I move to Liverpool? A city I find so unattractive!
you're a fool.
anyone moving to liverpool is a fool. i am leaving the day after tomorrow. i cannot wait.
but at the same time i am a fiercely proud scouser. i don't understand either...
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:12,
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but at the same time i am a fiercely proud scouser. i don't understand either...
I see the odd nice lass here and there
but they are never single and dating a guy who has just discovered fire and stone implements.
*edit*
You better be real scouse and not plastic to say that too!
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:14,
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*edit*
You better be real scouse and not plastic to say that too!
have a quick spaz
it's at the bottom of the thread about swallowing.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:25,
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I see a pattern here...
Merseyside police up the policing levels in the city centre.
Unicorn goes to London.
Connection?
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:21,
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Unicorn goes to London.
Connection?
Is that
that fucked up dude who's never been laid in his life?
ok so I've watched it a few times!
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:23,
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ok so I've watched it a few times!
hasn't he?
i can see why. the voice would be a total turn off.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:30,
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he probably
has some surprising toys though, to help him with the laydeez...
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:44,
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I just wanna say
I appreciate good puns......so w and y and a h
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:19,
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yo
and now I simply have to jump on the bandwagon - I tried resisting but the walls have crumbled.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:58,
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woo!
found out (4 th hand) that Big Bob Bee is tops!
one day m8 ;)
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:00,
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one day m8 ;)
aye Big Bob Bee kicked arse at the top of the charts
see www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/koitvote.htm
so woo to BBB !
Explain the chain that led you this news !
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:01,
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so woo to BBB !
Explain the chain that led you this news !
Alreet!
In my finest northen stylee (forgive me, it's snakebite night!)
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:59,
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no it's not, we're
not on till the end of sept....:o)
shameless plug
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:02,
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shameless plug
these days, no,
unfortunately....work and family means we can only do one night a month and hope lots of fun people turn up, which 99% of the time they do....had to redesign the poster tonite 'cos of wankerage at last month's night....grr....
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:31,
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oh
just wondered if you knew louise in Leeds. she's a girlfriend of a friend...
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:38,
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hmm,,,,
sunderland louise...check!
dublin louise...check!
leeds louise....eeh-uuh :)
if she gets up to Snakebite I might know her face though.....
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:43,
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dublin louise...check!
leeds louise....eeh-uuh :)
if she gets up to Snakebite I might know her face though.....
getting better every day! (today we drew seashells and wood!)
but a couple of us had a 'no one's talking , let's introduce ourselves' sesh today.
that broke the ice ;)
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:02,
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that broke the ice ;)
hmm
if a tree falls in the forest and no-one's there to hear it did it happen?
Let's ponder this....
oh sod it lets not....
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:57,
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Let's ponder this....
oh sod it lets not....
If a man speaks
and there are no women to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:58,
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it is neither alive or dead
until you open the box.
or some such bollocks
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:59,
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or some such bollocks
It's
both dead and alive simultaneously.
Schrodinger devised the experiment to demostrate how pointless and bizarre it all was.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:05,
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Schrodinger devised the experiment to demostrate how pointless and bizarre it all was.
Schroedingers Cat
is about quantum physics, until you observe it it could be either dead or alive as far as you know. But you can't say which. So it is existing in both quantum states at once or neither depending how you look at it, but once you do look at it it becomes one state or the other and the other temproal field collapses.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:21,
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I think
The kitten gets bored and wanders off while no-one's looking.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:35,
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not as good as Pavlov's cat:
"Day 1. Rang bell. Cat fucked off.
Day 2. Rang bell. Cat scratched knee out of trousers, then fucked off"
I love eddie izzard, me.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:37,
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Day 2. Rang bell. Cat scratched knee out of trousers, then fucked off"
I love eddie izzard, me.
Just
searched for "kitten mouth" in google image search.
That's one hell of a kitten in the first result!
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:50,
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That's one hell of a kitten in the first result!
Ahh
fuckit, too pissed look, dan at noiz dot co dot uk. Cheers Bud! :)
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:57,
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oop, I thought that
pic of me with the horn on hadn't escaped....
</fleece>
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:54,
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</fleece>
yay Rogan!
If you have any nice pis you have ina wallpaper size, you should send em to the b3ta paper blogger.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:55,
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yes
I have loads, but I'm very disorganised. I'll sort it out (eventually)
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:13,
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can one of you fine
nutters body of people direct one to the interweb location of a PSD of that there svenno? Can't be arsed to start choppin' this time of night......
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:44,
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Whilst you're at it
could some lovely, lovely person find me a decent mugshot of Robert Harvey (of The Music fame)?
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:51,
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crop circles are just the aliens that have stayed on earth saying to their mates
when come back - bring pie
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