
she's desperate and he's curious...
i don't even want to think about that
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i don't even want to think about that

else you wouldn't have posted it........you filthy beast......and the thing is, you really are thinking about doing 'em both !!!
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:34,
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get those nasty pictures out of my head you bastards
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there's no need for that. you've made me feel quite ill.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:37,
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and the phrase "dogging" I heard the other day are just to much for me.
And that is REALLY saying someting.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:45,
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And that is REALLY saying someting.

you know these make you laugh and you're probably writing em down for future useage.
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but dogging just seems so WRONG!
I can even say hardcore anal rimming in a crowded cafe (and I have done so several times) but dogging... no!
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:49,
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I can even say hardcore anal rimming in a crowded cafe (and I have done so several times) but dogging... no!

well.. i did SOMETHING with the image..

they call him sticky fingers..
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Elvis Gallery up and running.
Could you let me know if all the links work ok and the images are loading.
I've done some but my 56k modem is getting on my nerves.
Cheers for all those who have sent me and Elvis and I look forward to getting some more.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:21,
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Could you let me know if all the links work ok and the images are loading.
I've done some but my 56k modem is getting on my nerves.
Cheers for all those who have sent me and Elvis and I look forward to getting some more.

really brings your pages to life.......excellent.
Nice pics on there too, ahem, mine, ahem, yay.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:23,
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Nice pics on there too, ahem, mine, ahem, yay.

done that sort of work as a living (testing)..
But you need a sub to come to brighton b3tam meet - I will help you out K?
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:44,
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But you need a sub to come to brighton b3tam meet - I will help you out K?

thats good of you but I'd rather not come than borrow 'cos I'm shite at paying people back. You'd hate me and I would be guilty.
I expect I'll manage though, I want to come.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:53,
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I expect I'll manage though, I want to come.

read free and nice to ya.
oi insane enuff to do that sometimes
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oi insane enuff to do that sometimes

so many good ones! I like spassmonkey's, and pep's and all of them :)
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:25,
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B3TAN BRIGHTON BASH
November
Bar that is open till 1 AM.
Desks and PA system
All welcome and me and Agent V have space for at least 3 b3tans to stay. plus loads more b3tans in brighton and.. it's brighton - fun town.. need I say more?
OK who's up for it (will be a saturday)???
PARTY!!
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:20,
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November
Bar that is open till 1 AM.
Desks and PA system
All welcome and me and Agent V have space for at least 3 b3tans to stay. plus loads more b3tans in brighton and.. it's brighton - fun town.. need I say more?
OK who's up for it (will be a saturday)???
PARTY!!

the fifteenth (thats my pay day) put me down for a night out.
Waheey!
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:23,
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Waheey!

well aiming close to star so most get paid.. but i'll loan ya if you coming..
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:26,
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whack it in the pub scheduler, else I'll forget. But definately maybe
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:32,
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will go in scheduler..
now advance warning.. as it be..
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:42,
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now advance warning.. as it be..


distinct lack of 'sisterhood' there, I feel.

and this famous quote - 10 points to anyone who can tell me where it's from.......
"you have a womans' purse !!!"
{edit } - KINELL !!! - You're all very good - didn't think you'd get that one !!!! - woo to B3TA and it's humurous inhabitants {edit }
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:18,
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"you have a womans' purse !!!"
{edit } - KINELL !!! - You're all very good - didn't think you'd get that one !!!! - woo to B3TA and it's humurous inhabitants {edit }

yup blackadder II
and it was TOM BAKER - the best Dr Who ever.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:22,
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and it was TOM BAKER - the best Dr Who ever.

probabilities dictate that someone has to be.....just feel ashamed that tonight it is you.
Haha........sorry.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:30,
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Haha........sorry.

Joey did have a womands purse in one episode - 'The One With Joey's Bag'
Joey: But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man.
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Joey: But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man.

me too - nice abbreviation, anacronym or whatever they are called.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:36,
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hellloooooooo
He looks none too impressed there.
Do you do that tantric for hours and hours thing...?
/lech
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:22,
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He looks none too impressed there.
Do you do that tantric for hours and hours thing...?
/lech

Yep, we do, but later we'll go and get pissed..
might help on our mood
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:26,
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might help on our mood

sting still looks like a dirty boy who just got a webcam :)
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:44,
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I only recently put a stop to my 3.5 yr droubt
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:09,
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at your drought.
Why oh why oh why oh why did I move to Liverpool? A city I find so unattractive!
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:11,
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Why oh why oh why oh why did I move to Liverpool? A city I find so unattractive!

anyone moving to liverpool is a fool. i am leaving the day after tomorrow. i cannot wait.
but at the same time i am a fiercely proud scouser. i don't understand either...
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:12,
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but at the same time i am a fiercely proud scouser. i don't understand either...

but they are never single and dating a guy who has just discovered fire and stone implements.
*edit*
You better be real scouse and not plastic to say that too!
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:14,
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*edit*
You better be real scouse and not plastic to say that too!

it's at the bottom of the thread about swallowing.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:25,
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Merseyside police up the policing levels in the city centre.
Unicorn goes to London.
Connection?
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:21,
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Unicorn goes to London.
Connection?

that fucked up dude who's never been laid in his life?
ok so I've watched it a few times!
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:23,
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ok so I've watched it a few times!

i can see why. the voice would be a total turn off.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:30,
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has some surprising toys though, to help him with the laydeez...
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:44,
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I appreciate good puns......so w and y and a h
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:19,
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and now I simply have to jump on the bandwagon - I tried resisting but the walls have crumbled.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:58,
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found out (4 th hand) that Big Bob Bee is tops!
one day m8 ;)
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:00,
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one day m8 ;)

see www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/koitvote.htm
so woo to BBB !
Explain the chain that led you this news !
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:01,
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so woo to BBB !
Explain the chain that led you this news !

In my finest northen stylee (forgive me, it's snakebite night!)
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:59,
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not on till the end of sept....:o)
shameless plug
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:02,
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shameless plug

unfortunately....work and family means we can only do one night a month and hope lots of fun people turn up, which 99% of the time they do....had to redesign the poster tonite 'cos of wankerage at last month's night....grr....
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:31,
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just wondered if you knew louise in Leeds. she's a girlfriend of a friend...
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:38,
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sunderland louise...check!
dublin louise...check!
leeds louise....eeh-uuh :)
if she gets up to Snakebite I might know her face though.....
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:43,
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dublin louise...check!
leeds louise....eeh-uuh :)
if she gets up to Snakebite I might know her face though.....

but a couple of us had a 'no one's talking , let's introduce ourselves' sesh today.
that broke the ice ;)
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:02,
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that broke the ice ;)

if a tree falls in the forest and no-one's there to hear it did it happen?
Let's ponder this....
oh sod it lets not....
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:57,
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Let's ponder this....
oh sod it lets not....

and there are no women to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:58,
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until you open the box.
or some such bollocks
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:59,
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or some such bollocks

both dead and alive simultaneously.
Schrodinger devised the experiment to demostrate how pointless and bizarre it all was.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:05,
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Schrodinger devised the experiment to demostrate how pointless and bizarre it all was.

is about quantum physics, until you observe it it could be either dead or alive as far as you know. But you can't say which. So it is existing in both quantum states at once or neither depending how you look at it, but once you do look at it it becomes one state or the other and the other temproal field collapses.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:21,
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The kitten gets bored and wanders off while no-one's looking.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:35,
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"Day 1. Rang bell. Cat fucked off.
Day 2. Rang bell. Cat scratched knee out of trousers, then fucked off"
I love eddie izzard, me.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:37,
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Day 2. Rang bell. Cat scratched knee out of trousers, then fucked off"
I love eddie izzard, me.

searched for "kitten mouth" in google image search.
That's one hell of a kitten in the first result!
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:50,
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That's one hell of a kitten in the first result!

fuckit, too pissed look, dan at noiz dot co dot uk. Cheers Bud! :)
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:57,
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pic of me with the horn on hadn't escaped....
</fleece>
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:54,
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</fleece>

If you have any nice pis you have ina wallpaper size, you should send em to the b3ta paper blogger.
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:55,
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I have loads, but I'm very disorganised. I'll sort it out (eventually)
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:13,
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could some lovely, lovely person find me a decent mugshot of Robert Harvey (of The Music fame)?
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Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:51,
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when come back - bring pie
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