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[challenge entry] go michael - go michael
2 millions copies sold... so its not exactly 'never sell' but that close for him!
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 21:34, archived)
# Christina Aguillera
"putting the ho back into holiday" on the classic album My Kind of Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Oldie but baddie...
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 21:08, archived)
# A cd that will never sell
Cool PS man :)
(TinCupid, Sun 10 Mar 2002, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] competition/ frontpage size
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 8 Mar 2002, 20:56, archived)
# Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
But it has become His full-time job!



And I'll prolly post this again tomorrow afternoon, since most of you are in bed now and might not see it.
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 20:54, archived)
# woo !
I might just stay up all night and watch the almighty kill that sucker over and over.
then again , I might go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 8 Mar 2002, 21:01, archived)
# You've been listening
to Paul McKenna again, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 21:10, archived)
# No need for that..
they'll see it up front first! Lovin it!
(Kimbo, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 23:48, archived)
# fulll size
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 8 Mar 2002, 20:52, archived)
# DUVET THIEF>>>>>>>>>
I was just thinking that my pet bluebottle would look cute in GRANNYS BLOOMERS when ESTELLE MORRIS entered on the back of a llama and demanded that I tickle her gently under the chin with a ravens feather. The llama was sucking a LEMON gobstopper and watching a POTTED HISTORY of eddie the eagle on her personal DVD player. JESUS! Whats that plopping noise???????oh yes its roland rat on my patio knocking one out over the LOADED soap stars calendar I foolishly gave him……………anyway where was I?????….ah yes…my new invention>>>>>THE AUTOMATED BOGEY PICKER……..well….i tried to get a PATENT for it but discovered that QUEEN HARPY! Bette davis had already dun so in 1939>>>>>>>>>I CANT believe the news today oh boy!!!!somebody told me that BRENDAN JUDGE is bald……that’s [email protected]….well anyway,,,im stuck in HORLEY all week..anyone want to meet up for a pint of yak’s semen and a hash muffin??????my friend jack eats SUGAR LUMPS……..IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL body WOULD YOU HOLD it against me>>>>hahahahhahahahahhahahaha……….(s)nachos grande>>>>>>I must find BONNY TYLER….I lent her my favourite £2 coin to use as a BUTT PLUG…….arsed>>>>>>>Notts forest for the inter-toto cup>>>>>>>>>>>daz is an anal angler>>>>>>>>*licks yoko ono*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
(Bill Slater, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I have no idea what this means...
(I helped save b3ta! dogwelder, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 20:15, archived)
# I'll see your "odd" and raise it to completely weird

(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 21:20, archived)
# I fold.
...and I thought the original picture was creepy...
(I helped save b3ta! dogwelder, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 21:27, archived)
# Um, crazy entry thing...


Shax

(Dave Shax, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] This one might actually sell
but I'm posting it anyway. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 19:18, archived)
# .
word
(poohpot, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 19:34, archived)
# and respec'
both the fatboy and the flowers should go down well in Brighton... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 8 Mar 2002, 20:07, archived)
# .
Oy!!! There are loads of us from Brighton, loads mate! We'll come over and we'll... we'll... Probably drink your vodka and skin up on your table.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 3:48, archived)
[challenge entry] EEEEEEEeeRRrRRHH!!!!!!!
(OtaKuno, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 18:56, archived)
# I like this a lot.
I am suffering with a 33.6 modem at the moment.

Even though I have a brand new computer.

All that power - and a leedle pipe! :(
(idgaf.com, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 21:42, archived)
# I was looking at that UK game show guide
and it reminded me of something I saw when I was in England. I'm wondering if you guys could help me out with remembering the name.
It was an extremely bizzare comedy game show hosted by two guys (one had spiky blond hair, I can't recall about the other). As I had just gotten off a flight from the states and had had no sleep in something like 48 hours, I can't remember much about it, but there is one image that I will never forget.
The Dove From Above.
I remeber when one contestant answered a question incorrectly, they brought out this giant dove that hovered over him and dumped white goop on his head. Anyone know the name of this show?
(thellama73, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 18:50, archived)
# you would be talking about
shooting stars

starring vic reeves and bob mortimer.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 18:54, archived)
# Shooting Stars
by Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer , currently enjoying a new run on BBC2.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 18:54, archived)
# jinx!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 19:14, archived)
# ...and they look something like this...
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 19:14, archived)
# Too much 'Medal of Honour: Allied Assault'...
(idgaf.com, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 18:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Dance music in it's intended form

Pity that I had to start with a photo of my own car for this! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 17:36, archived)
# superb!
if i had a mate called gaz, i'd buy it for him.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 17:43, archived)
# heh...
only just noticed the graffiti - nice.
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 18:09, archived)
# Vol 2
... from behind a Capri in Southend-on-Sea. The Essex Edition :)
(bklynbeta, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 18:10, archived)
# tee
hee - where do I buy it?
(james, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 18:22, archived)
# Heh
In Bristol, we call them trendies, but they're the same everywhere :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 7:04, archived)
# They're usually called
scallies in Liverpool, but most folk seem to recognise it as Townies. Yes, they are the same everywhere. Adidas and Reebok must be making a fortune!
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 8:31, archived)
[challenge entry] what are they doing now?

the best cover *ever*
(bobulatorm, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Steps
Jaw droppingly clever
(Suburb, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 18:53, archived)
# hum
i;ve got a remix project to do too. tempting, tempting... could break my need to make a gabber version of everything.
(bobulatorm, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 7:16, archived)

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