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He came 3rd in his local cup, too

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_null_, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:36, archived)

What is it with Getty and their penchant for

the "just a bit taller and looking down, foreshortening" point of view, anyway?

And woo to your perturbed, golfing chimp!

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Artamnesia, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:39, archived)

they haven't got long enough film

so everything has to look shorter.
either that, or all their models are dwarves

edit: here's another

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_null_, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:47, archived)

It's

an advertising thing I think.

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helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:52, archived)

woo!

looks like his ball's up a tree : )

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magoo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:50, archived)

Pointy

Is Pointy in the house this evening? I came up with this comeback to his Zippy outburst on Saturday (www.b3ta.com/board/1298052), but the board went down :(

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Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:36, archived)

that boy has issues

the hairy spandex goon
:)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:39, archived)

Ahahaha

Yeah, my paintmash had a strange effect on him...!

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:40, archived)

*Larff!*

Oh boy, he's gonna flip when he sees zippy!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:42, archived)

"A ZIP!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR A FUCKING MOUTH!!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!! A FUCKING ZIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A ZIP!!!!!!!!!"

Nearly pissed myself laughing!

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:44, archived)

I wonder if he'd act the same way

if the lil guy had snaps for a mouth or even a button?

Kinda weird.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:50, archived)

I think he may

have gimp issues

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:52, archived)

ha ha

he's definatly got issues!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:54, archived)

Cads *hate* kittens

(blighty, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:34, archived)

Run kitty! Run!

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partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:37, archived)

cool dude

terrible shot
nice pic : )

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magoo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:55, archived)

It's over before it's started

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Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:32, archived)

barum

tsch

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:35, archived)

barium

enema

(Smudger, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:46, archived)

me googlist stylee

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lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:29, archived)

what is the googlist stylee

algorithm?

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freshlegs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:32, archived)

split your name in two,

do a google image search on each half name and combine the first image from one with the first image from another.

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bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:33, archived)

i didn't get any results as 2

so i slipped in other :'( sorry sir won't happen again

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lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:34, archived)

/me goes

and does just that.

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helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:35, archived)

can't wait

for "fuzz" and "bucket"....

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robh, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:44, archived)

"dogs" and "bollocks"

Doesn't sound sfw :)

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dogsbollocks, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:35, archived)

dogsbol

locks

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bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:36, archived)

ahh

indeed.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:39, archived)

i don't know what a dogsbol looks like

but i imagine it's similar to an oxbow lake.

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bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:39, archived)

It don't look like nuffink

"Did you mean: dogbowl?"

No, not really. But thank you for trying, Google.

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foop, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:48, archived)

erm...

"eater of" other "peoples cheese"

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lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:33, archived)

you take 2 parts from the username

fr and eshlegs for example and shop the first accessible result in google image for each part.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:34, archived)

i thank you all

this transmission ends

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freshlegs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:35, archived)

fresh - legs

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EvS, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:37, archived)

i'm working on one

now too :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:38, archived)

what were your search

terms?

And does that thing on the sand goblin remind you of the California Sunmaid Raisin Bunch Band?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:33, archived)

eater of - other - peoples cheese

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lemony, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:39, archived)

Evening all

(The sun never goes down its just an illusion caused by the world spinning around, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)

cool

: )

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:29, archived)

bucking frilliant, in fact, it's:

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:33, archived)

ha ha ha

tee hee

(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:34, archived)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:25, archived)

are they good?

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:26, archived)

went for a song.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)

ducks?

bit too smacky for me

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munkt0n, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:27, archived)

"web footed fascists

with beady little eyes.."

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lady_delirium, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)

someone

told me ducks got down well

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)

my googlist name. 'Micto' and 'Boy'

what I did this weekend (I was bored.)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:23, archived)

waarh a bit scarey... i like all your small paintmashes :)

TJ who is :
212.159.93.151/
and why are they scanning my firewall so much?

(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:26, archived)

eep!

212.159.93.151/piccies/face-painting-butterfly.jpg

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bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:26, archived)

who that?

(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:27, archived)

that's whoever's

been scanning your firewall

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bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)

mabe he's a fellow b3tan?

212.159.93.151/tim/

(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:29, archived)

It's me

And whenever I see anybody post their home connection IP address, ANYWHERE, I scan it and let them know of any obvious problems.

You will also see from the scans that they're SYN scans only and I never, ever attempt to connect().

I help out with a number of tech forums, and you wouldn't believe the number of people that just hook up a PC to the 'net on broadband and leave it WIDE open.

I assure you, nothing malicious intended, just a health check.

(Brian Blessed, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:38, archived)

wow! thanks for letting me know.

did you find anything?
//edit what about all the other people on the forum who probably don't even have a firewall?
//edit2 - do you recommend a firewall (like zonealarm) on my webserver as well? (see profile for network diagram)

(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:38, archived)

You can do it yourself and see the results

Click Me Sonny!

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partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:47, archived)

thanks very much :)

(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:56, archived)

No probs

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partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:58, archived)

Odd

I thought I'd already replied to this, but it has disappeared...

No, nothing there - you look pretty safe.

One obvious comment - lots of "closed" ports, rather than "stealth". Don't know what firewallage you have, don't post details here!!!

I didn't do a full 1-65535 port scan, so my results are incomplete.

Go to grc.com and look for "shields up" to test yourself too.

Best regards,

Bern

(Brian Blessed, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 21:09, archived)

212.159.*.*

I believe is the plusnet IP range?

edit: it is - I'm 212.159.20.40 and I have other friends who are also 212.159.*.*

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dogsbollocks, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)

what is he 'scanning' exactly?

portscan him back

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munkt0n, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:30, archived)

Hehee

Childish behaviour for geeks :)

'don't let the older boys bully you - port scan them back'

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dogsbollocks, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:30, archived)

loads

source 212.159.93.151 44424 dest. 80.193.33.22 667 ports : 699 659 499 378 560 208 1014 306 950 667 699 38 681 1020 747 111 533 513 etc also : 705 AgentX for SNMP

(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:33, archived)

he's after me socks!!!

port 1080 SOCKS

(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:37, archived)

does that boy have

smallpox?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:27, archived)

very tired

for message

(pdrake, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:23, archived)

That is lovely

LOVELY!!!

(Bob McCow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:24, archived)

HOT

BURN
FIRE

MEAT

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:24, archived)

Was she the Fark Personal Ads

thingy the other day?

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EvS, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:26, archived)

yes

i like to pshop the personal people. it gives it some use.

(pdrake, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:27, archived)

hahah

likes it

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:26, archived)

top spongage!

woo

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lemonhead, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:27, archived)

arf

s'good!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:27, archived)

google composite thingy

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munkt0n, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:22, archived)

ooh

painting by letters

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:23, archived)

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:21, archived)

(ivor_the_engine, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:21, archived)

I love your woo

woo to the woo and woo to Elvis in a bubblecar

(wilesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:23, archived)

yay

for the return of elvis
note I'm actually revising and so not here

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:22, archived)

who said that?

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:23, archived)

however

don't think I didn't see you offer to drop your trousers earlier!

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Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:24, archived)

oooh sorry

*rapidly zips up trousers*

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:25, archived)

Yay!

Congratumalations!

:)

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:22, archived)

amen!

woo!

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munkt0n, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:22, archived)

threadwaste

who's got the most posts on the b3ta forum??

(andyo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:22, archived)

fnord

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:25, archived)

i'm not doing bad,

considering i've not been here for a year yet.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:25, archived)

last count

it was Fnord/Tainting by Plumbers, and bovine second
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/

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_null_, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:25, archived)

Does that count though?

because we're working as a team :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)

pfffft.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:29, archived)

I like looking at the B3TA stats

for the pretty colours

(wilesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:40, archived)

but

us newbies'll never get on. So i don't reckon it's worth bothering with

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:47, archived)

yay

a new elvis every milestone... classy (kind of)

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_null_, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:24, archived)

yay!!!

well done you:)

a little less conversation, a little more elvis animations, please:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:24, archived)

and to think,

i have less than 225 posts until my 10000th.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:24, archived)

Congratulations

and jubilations

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Lakeland rose, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:24, archived)

Well done

that man. Woo, and indeed, without the need of a twist of the arm, Yay.

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djol, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:24, archived)

Woo to you....

And a great way to celebrate!

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partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:24, archived)

well

done
nice effect.

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santexo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:25, archived)

Congratulamification!

i'm only on

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:25, archived)

tis the week of a thousand posts this week

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?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:26, archived)

Good lord, Pecker

You're only 14? What were you, born in Photoshop? When I was 14 I could hardly master French verbs and spent the whole time fancying Tanya in my class. /envy, returns to catching up on childhood with PS2

(wilesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:30, archived)

yay!

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lemonhead, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:27, archived)

Bravo !

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iamhyperdog, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)

Well done!

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:41, archived)

First ever attempt at animation

Apologies for it being crap/too big/not working etc.

The kitten in the pic glories in the name Ringo Fluffalupagus von Tufty Lumps. He belongs to a co-worker and I think he's got star quality. Dance, Ringo, dance!

This has been a product of Wilesy Industries

(wilesy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:20, archived)

woo!

watch him go!

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lady_delirium, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:21, archived)

he is a star, definitely!

Interesting name and he got da moves.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:21, archived)

That is so classically wonderfully b3ta!

Woo and Yay for old school!

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Artamnesia, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:24, archived)

you can just hear the

tap dance solo!
or is it just the voices messing with me again?

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lady_delirium, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:26, archived)

Woo !

*throws sixpence*

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iamhyperdog, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:34, archived)

you know when you start something funny...

then you forget the joke, but you post it anyway, even though it wasnt what it was supposed to be?

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lady_delirium, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:19, archived)

yes

i know only too well .

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:25, archived)

i LOVE this one...

(The_Notorious_Mini, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)

excllent

i'd watch it.

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:16, archived)

its official

there isnt one picture of the pinocchio facing away from the camera
i need a piccie of his back or my cunning triple lawsuit plan will be thwarted....

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:21, archived)

Mascot needing Pinnochio

did you get one yet? We have a 3ft model at home, looking cheekily over his shoulder...
I can snap it this evening, if U want.
lemme know
love from
ItsMrTuyou

(It's Mr tuyou, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 14:31, archived)

Superb!

If I had a woo animation, I'd post it now. Failing that 'woo'!

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:16, archived)

we can share

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?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:18, archived)

Pe©ker to the rescue!

Cheers mate.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:20, archived)

that

makes me laugh at their dumb stoopid
heads.

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:17, archived)

I like them.

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EvS, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:18, archived)

me too

comedy institution

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:19, archived)

is where they should be sent

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:20, archived)

it's

a strange thing.
but me too.
I hate myself for it though

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:20, archived)

This is beautiful,

just lovely. Enjoy your life.

(noahlovesnesquick, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 10:44, archived)

Slim in a googlist perspective

www.b3ta.com/board/1306103

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:11, archived)

is it really?

crikey

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:12, archived)

wow i never knew!

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?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:12, archived)

ooo-err

is that a dalek on the side of the car?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)

fuck me thats scary

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?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)

My own sad effort.

(The lady is the first result for Idy; the first result for Cass was the image on her fan, a map of a tropical storm.)

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:18, archived)

i like it!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:19, archived)

Thanks, rev.

I was surprised to find a load of pics for Idy, and relieved that she was first - made it easy.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:31, archived)

Professor!

I had to remove my ridiculously stupid "Digeridude" googlization from my server! The notorious leeches at topfong.com (Chinese gay chat forum) hotlinked a page's worth of b3ta images and it had almost 3000 hits by the time I took it down. Poor Human Descent - I think they had three of his in the same post.
( i know - .htaccess and I did that, but then THAT image was getting hammered...)

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Artamnesia, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:29, archived)

What not to buy animals

Helicopter mice should not have combined harvesters, theyre too big for them to drive.

(thestonefox, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:10, archived)

That is truly

the Wisdom of Solomon.

(Bob McCow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:12, archived)

too true

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:13, archived)

im confused

isnt that koits thing?

although thats rather true =P

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?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:13, archived)

maybe

i thought anyone could do one though

(thestonefox, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)

spose

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?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)

sorry koit

didnt mean to steal your limelight, think of it as a tribute

(thestonefox, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:17, archived)

no need to apologise matey

Anyone can do anything.

But step on my TLW's and I will break you mentally and physically.

:)

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:18, archived)

whats TLW's?

Tits
Legs
Winkies?

i like blinking I do

(thestonefox, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:26, archived)

Here :-

www.trafficlightwars.co.uk

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)

oooooh

like in superman 3, thats a funny film

(thestonefox, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:30, archived)

i downloaded brimful of mindpiss last night

can i say it's truly fugging wonderful?
yes i can.

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_null_, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:27, archived)

and you just have

and btw - cheers........thanks also to Spacefish and PointyMetalGuitarTom

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)

yay!

I don't think koit had helicopter-mice on his list ;)

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lemonhead, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:18, archived)

ho hum, anybody fancy cheering me up?

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:10, archived)

two

liars walking down the street
1st says...I climbed everest last night.

2nd says.....yeah...I know , I saw you.

ha ha ha ha ha

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:11, archived)

well

it's my fave joke : D

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)

stop

replying to your own stuff

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)

never again

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:16, archived)

good

: O

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:16, archived)

Two peanuts were walking down the street when suddenly, one of them was

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Artamnesia, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:18, archived)

How

tragic.

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partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:20, archived)

groan!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:20, archived)

i thought that we knew

he was assaulted all along...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:21, archived)

Not really.

I hope you have a really miserable time.

(Bob McCow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:11, archived)

be nice

go on try it

(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:12, archived)

I hope that you cheer up slightly, or at least have to pause in your crying.
Better?

(Bob McCow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:13, archived)

bastard.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:13, archived)

be nice

(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)

as nice as Mr McCow

you mean?

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:16, archived)

You are a good person, Lampoon...

but I am evil. Proof is here.

(Bob McCow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:19, archived)

indeed...

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:25, archived)

piss off then

you little fuck-bucket

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:13, archived)

hahaha

well that cheered me up, anyhow!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)

everybody be nice :)

(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)

I'm outraged!

I haven't been called a fuck-bucket for weeks.

(Bob McCow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)

fuckbucket

; )

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:17, archived)

Wow!

This must be my lucky day (^^)//

(Bob McCow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:21, archived)

not

bad eigh : )
call me
cockchops

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:23, archived)

Hmm?

Oh, fuckbucket. Sorry.
*Goes back to IRC...

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helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:19, archived)

yes i did think of you when i said that

and hoped it wouldn't offend

but i thought fuckbucket seemed fairly fitting... I still have my L-plates when it comes to insulting people

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:27, archived)

*takes down trousers and does a little dance*

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:11, archived)

Retards.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:12, archived)

Here's a joke?

Did you know that three out of every two people are schizophrenic?

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)

You appear to have spilt blue ink all over your face

allow me to lick it off

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)

ooh yes please

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:17, archived)

I'll use my specially rented

licking horse.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:19, archived)

spacially

retarded licking horse????

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:23, archived)

oh :(

i thought you said you were going to lick it off

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)

Don't ever buy a retarded dwarf.

It's not big and it's not clever.

Coat? Yes please, it's the one on the left

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partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)

thank you all (excpet Arsey McCow)

no it's not fuzzy, yes you have had too much to drink

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:37, archived)

You have

email.

:)

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:40, archived)

Me being difficult like i am

I googled my name not as "Mr" and "Skye" but as "Mrs" and "Kye". Then selecting the best results (the first ones were boring) i paintshopped them together, animated them the only way i knew how, and got this.

I'm unreliably told the furry thing is a Kye.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:09, archived)

nice shopping

doesn't technically fall under fnord's rules but what the heck.

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:10, archived)

Yeah, hummus is hummus

is hummus :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)

result

: )

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:10, archived)

Yay!

Randomness!

(Bob McCow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:10, archived)

hahaha

ace!

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lemonhead, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)

excellent!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:19, archived)

my girlfriend's too scared to post this herself

and considering she's normally too scared to touch the 'big and scary' photoshop, this ain't half bad!

(nicepaul, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:03, archived)

well done

your girlfriend

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:05, archived)

Woo

and yay. Tell your girlfriend she has nothing to be afraid of.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:07, archived)

apart

from THE FEAR

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:07, archived)

The fear

goes without saying. And she may be afraid of big scary Furtive. It's not likely, but neither is a whelk learning to ride a unicycle while juggling walruses.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:11, archived)

that

as well .
be afraid.
be reeeeeeeeaaaaallyyy
afraid .

or not ; )

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)

your girlfriend

is using obscene language.

Take your belt to her.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:07, archived)

Do women talking dirty

make you want to drop your trousers?

(Astatine, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:08, archived)

depends which women.

and what kind of dirty.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:10, archived)

hmm

i may have to take up random swearing
you son of a walrus felcher

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evil pixie, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)

flat-worm fondling

sludgemonger.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:22, archived)

I think she has nothing to be ashamed of

I even like the colors!
Some one sent me this as a possible addition to my art or crap quiz.
WARNING: the first link is Not Safe For Work.

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Artamnesia, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:09, archived)

blimey!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:10, archived)

What the fuck is that?!

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partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:11, archived)

It's called Lonesome Cowboy

I think as an allusion to the encircling rope of sploodge?
I like the photo of the artist standing near it looking as if he is regarding it critically. It seems to have been exhibited at the Centre Georges Pompidou or am I just reading things funny after seeing that picture?

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Artamnesia, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)

Yes it would allude

to being regarded as a work of art.

Which is nice.

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partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:18, archived)

thankyou everyone

i am the potty mouthed girlfriend responsible for that fruit-based atrocity.

the pompidou centre has had an exhibition of homoerotic work in the last year, so i think that statue was exhibted in that.

(also it would seem my spelling has dived downhill)

(princessrelly, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:18, archived)

"21 homos sur mon site"

He shouldn't jump to conclusions.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:23, archived)

taste the flavor

but a good song!

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:02, archived)

Like it.

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partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:06, archived)

man

you'r getting close to 1000 posts

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:07, archived)

It's taking me long enough.

But it's amazing how not having a job lends to more time on here.
:)

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partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)

me too

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:07, archived)

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