people seem really excited about this right now for some reason

(Sat 7th Jul 2018, 11:24, More)

i don't know if this works or not

i blame beer
(Mon 30th Aug 2010, 23:07, More)

i like this challenge

(Thu 16th Jul 2009, 17:50, More)

.


edit: thanks all of y'all. i shall go to bed with a warm glow in my socks :)
(Sun 19th Apr 2009, 23:02, More)

no real reason

(Sun 24th Aug 2008, 11:33, More)

this has been in my head all day

(Mon 25th Feb 2008, 19:14, More)

what a cunt

(Sun 9th Dec 2007, 18:46, More)

bird comedy

(Tue 14th Mar 2006, 19:44, More)

.

(Sat 10th Dec 2005, 13:04, More)

friday ning all!

(Fri 14th Oct 2005, 9:18, More)

it always happens

(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 16:07, More)

i feel i ought to do at least one challenge entry

(Tue 26th Apr 2005, 8:03, More)

.

(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 13:26, More)

well

(Mon 6th Sep 2004, 13:20, More)

.

(Fri 18th Jun 2004, 15:54, More)

.

(Tue 15th Jun 2004, 22:05, More)

.

(Wed 24th Mar 2004, 20:57, More)

i'm fecked

clicky bigger
(Fri 27th Feb 2004, 2:17, More)

buy now!

(Thu 22nd Jan 2004, 19:36, More)

fax me

(Sat 13th Dec 2003, 12:05, More)

.

(Sun 16th Nov 2003, 20:37, More)

sorry

(Sun 9th Nov 2003, 14:18, More)

wrap up warm, it's old outside

(Sun 21st Sep 2003, 20:33, More)

ramases goes shopping

(Sat 16th Aug 2003, 14:24, More)

.

(Fri 20th Jun 2003, 12:49, More)

not sure why i did this, but i did


edit: it's an eyeway! (thanks ni!)
(Sat 14th Jun 2003, 10:39, More)

dog pound

prompted by the post beloooooooow
(Wed 11th Jun 2003, 0:26, More)

not everyone was impressed by the ambassador's reception

(Mon 12th May 2003, 23:49, More)

inspired by dkp

(Wed 7th May 2003, 21:08, More)

i want one of these

(Sun 27th Apr 2003, 1:58, More)

a couple more aolisms explained




previously 1
previously 2
(Mon 21st Apr 2003, 19:54, More)

no reason

(Wed 16th Apr 2003, 22:04, More)

sorry

(Tue 1st Apr 2003, 21:47, More)

.

(Sat 29th Mar 2003, 17:49, More)

microsoft's subliminal corporate sponsorship policy was paying dividends

(Tue 25th Mar 2003, 23:57, More)

.

(Sat 8th Mar 2003, 12:33, More)

meanwhile, at the united nations

(Fri 7th Mar 2003, 14:59, More)

...but nature adapts

the first part
(Wed 5th Mar 2003, 0:22, More)

.

(Tue 4th Mar 2003, 13:49, More)

robot flowers have a warped sense of humour

(Mon 3rd Mar 2003, 19:26, More)

robots in the playground
playing on the swings.
swinging, sliding, singing,
and doing robot things.

when i was a youngster
they used to play with us,
but now the swing's ten miles away
and i can't afford the bus.

i'd really like to meet them,
to see them all again.
to play a game of off-ground-it
with X, and LT10

and can metallic ivan
still beat me in a run?
i'd love to see them all again
and have some robot fun.
(Sat 22nd Feb 2003, 23:25, More)

i demand PROOF!

(Wed 19th Feb 2003, 14:04, More)

.

(Thu 13th Feb 2003, 23:14, More)

puerile i know, sorry

(Thu 13th Feb 2003, 22:30, More)

childish, i know

(Wed 29th Jan 2003, 10:51, More)

the singing chicken didn't last very long

(Mon 27th Jan 2003, 19:58, More)

probably been done

(Wed 22nd Jan 2003, 11:45, More)

.

(Tue 14th Jan 2003, 22:08, More)

the tie of the eiger

(Fri 3rd Jan 2003, 17:42, More)

vikings are cool


ps. does anyone know where i can get a s/h laptop for under 300 notes? best deal i've found is a pII 266 for 175...
(Thu 26th Dec 2002, 21:55, More)

mount nerd

dreamed of the day when the other mountains would let him join their range
(Mon 23rd Dec 2002, 1:32, More)

bring me sunshine

in your smile
bring me laughter
all the while
in this world where we live
there should be more happiness
so much joy you can give
to each brand new bright tomorrow!

(sorry 100% kitten!)
(Tue 10th Dec 2002, 22:47, More)

.

(Tue 26th Nov 2002, 22:25, More)

just because

(Wed 30th Oct 2002, 11:48, More)

.


edit: ADMIN PASSWORD ERROR- SYSTEM SHUTDOWN

fucksocks. i need to find that eprom
(Tue 29th Oct 2002, 22:01, More)

raising awareness

(Mon 14th Oct 2002, 13:24, More)

.

(Fri 11th Oct 2002, 12:05, More)

it's okay, panic over

(Thu 3rd Oct 2002, 17:23, More)

adam and delma had to put up with a lot of noise from next door

(Mon 23rd Sep 2002, 16:05, More)

morning all

what's new?
(Mon 16th Sep 2002, 22:41, More)

bow and marrow

morning!
(Sun 15th Sep 2002, 10:09, More)

he can't see too well without his glasses, either

(Wed 4th Sep 2002, 16:28, More)

excuse me, old boy

(Wed 4th Sep 2002, 16:20, More)

ooh, it feels really weird photoshopping on someone else's computer
almost...dirty

(Sat 31st Aug 2002, 9:06, More)

this goes out to all you chaps with graphics tablets

and yes, i am just jealous =)
(Tue 20th Aug 2002, 23:42, More)

.

(Fri 9th Aug 2002, 12:53, More)

the reason cows can't ride bicycles

(Fri 2nd Aug 2002, 19:22, More)

charles wanted to lead a simple life, and make people smile

and on that note, i shall away to bed!
(Wed 31st Jul 2002, 1:20, More)

the sky at night

(Tue 30th Jul 2002, 23:44, More)

marjorie always told him to wear a helmet, but trevor never listened

(Sun 28th Jul 2002, 9:17, More)

is it a cow? is it a fish? no...

if anyone tells me this has already been done, i will do my best to look surprised
(Fri 19th Jul 2002, 15:49, More)

here's my first challenge entry
meet loveburger. loveburger loves you

(Fri 19th Jul 2002, 15:13, More)

i blame those sewage outlets

seems happy enough though
(Thu 18th Jul 2002, 11:24, More)

she loves the lime

(Thu 18th Jul 2002, 10:43, More)

sorry

(Tue 18th Jun 2002, 12:26, More)

lamp and lightswitch

makes you think, huh?
(Fri 7th Jun 2002, 21:44, More)

no reason

(Thu 6th Jun 2002, 21:43, More)

bipedal cats are no match for helicopter mice

(Thu 30th May 2002, 23:08, More)

new game

(Thu 23rd May 2002, 11:23, More)

just getting them all out of my system before monday

(Sun 19th May 2002, 15:33, More)

thought she looked a bit chilly

[edit]coathangers by chaotic illuminator, earsocks by breel. in fact, fuck it, none of it is my own work[/edit]
(Tue 16th Apr 2002, 22:16, More)

and here's a cattery for you!

if you're still there. it took longer than planned...
(Mon 15th Apr 2002, 21:39, More)

can i have a sweetie now?

i am a photoshop whore...
(Mon 15th Apr 2002, 13:02, More)

i apologise in advance for the "in-joke"

(Sun 14th Apr 2002, 20:34, More)

curiosity seriously disfigured the cat

(Mon 8th Apr 2002, 22:43, More)

.

(Sun 7th Apr 2002, 0:22, More)

we could tour the world in my new bunnook

and pick up kimbo and kaiser and the rest of the international crew on the way
(Thu 28th Mar 2002, 16:31, More)

happy birthday, joel!

obey the crab
(Thu 28th Mar 2002, 13:02, More)

a t-shirt for real men

(Sun 24th Mar 2002, 10:48, More)

just got back from the pub with this idea on my mind

an anti-funny-tshirt-message-funny-tshirt-message. does it work as a concept? probably not...

and thankyou to tomsk for describing me as an army of yay- my ego will love you for ever!
(Sat 23rd Mar 2002, 20:21, More)

you couldn't see this one coming, could you?

(Thu 14th Mar 2002, 11:42, More)

reassuring giraffe says:

(Thu 14th Mar 2002, 6:50, More)

for some reason,
i liked the idea behind this. has it been done before?




(Sun 10th Mar 2002, 18:20, More)

oi! come back here with pep!


(woo! it made the front page!)
(Sat 9th Mar 2002, 7:25, More)

.

(Sat 2nd Mar 2002, 9:08, More)

t-shirt ideas:
I've wanted one like this for a while:
front back

or possibly


(Tue 5th Feb 2002, 15:44, More)

that wig looks friendly

(Fri 18th Jan 2002, 9:33, More)

and hunt men who climb up canary wharf

(Tue 8th Jan 2002, 7:35, More)

can i borrow them?
they make good darts.

(Sun 6th Jan 2002, 11:52, More)

i agree!
Meanwhile, inside the b3ta HQ:

(Wed 5th Dec 2001, 11:30, More)

Gun/Penguin launcher faceoff ends in disaster.

(Tue 4th Dec 2001, 18:01, More)

She loves the web!

(Tue 4th Dec 2001, 16:42, More)

The answer...


It's girls that go red in boiling water, not lobsters.
(Sun 2nd Dec 2001, 13:35, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

How do you escape a bear?
\🐻
(Wed 23rd May 2018, 19:07, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

what do you call a big reptile that gets someone else to bite you?
a deligator
(Sat 19th May 2018, 7:26, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

there's a place, i believe it's in yorkshire, called hutton roof
they have a big sign outside their village with "welcome to hutton roof" written on it, as is frequently the wont of villages. but some clever bastard with a spray can has completed the arch of the "h" and added a bit more archiness to the "r" and the "f" so now the sign clearly spells out "welcome to button moon"
(Fri 4th May 2007, 9:58, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

A real woman
is equal to her complex conjugate.
(Tue 8th May 2018, 12:10, More)

» Stuff You've Overheard

this happened at my old place of work
this chap had left his desk to go to the photocopier, and his phone was ringing, so my colleague answered it. as she held the phone to her ear, her eyes grew wider and her expression more shocked. eventually she managed to pluck up the courage to say "i think you want to speak to nick, he's at the photocopier."

turns out, it was good nick's wife. i'm not actually sure what was said, but i get the impression i wouldn't repeat it if i knew.
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 12:17, More)