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# wrap up warm, it's old outside
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 20:33, archived)
# punnage!
nice.

woo too yoo!
(-Ironic Ferret-, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 20:33, archived)
# hmmm
we're not in Kansas any more Toto...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 20:34, archived)
# that's lovely.
i love crackly film.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 20:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 20:35, archived)
# Remember...
...that parking ticket in April?

I got a letter from them on Friday claiming that it has never been paid.

Correct me if I am wrong, but they wouldn't unclamp it until the fine had been paid in full?

Fucking idiots - they'll be getting a stern phone call from me tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 20:35, archived)
# Try not to swear at them,
unless they swear at you first.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 20:37, archived)
# I can be polite...
...and businesslike when the occasion calls for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 20:39, archived)
# How to get out of a wheelclamp
1. let down the tyre
2. Put foot on clamp in appropriate position
3. reverse car out of clamp
4. change to spare wheel

OR

Take off wheel. replace with spare.
(T1, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 20:40, archived)
# How to avoid being clamped...
1) Reverse the back whels tight up against a kerb and leave the front wheels turned at full lock - they can't get the clamps on.

2) Buy four clamps of your own and put them on whenever you park the car.

3) Always park legally.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 20:42, archived)
# i have the receipt
they don't have a leg to stand on
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 20:40, archived)
# Yay...
...that's what I wanted to hear.

You may hear from my solicitor ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 20:42, archived)
# hahaha.. pwn pun :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 20:35, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 20:36, archived)
# haha
how did they ever get by?
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 20:36, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 20:38, archived)
# yaaay!
puntastic as ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 20:41, archived)
# brilliant
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# Love it.
A woo to you sir.
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 23:04, archived)