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Friday Game Archive
friday game archive
You asked for it - you got it. All our Friday Games listed in one big location, for your time wasting needs.

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  Coin Stack Challenge
coin stack challenge
Two players, one pot of coins - who can stack them higher?

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48k Celebrity Awards
48k celebrity awards
We select the best (or worst) examples of famous people in drawn with blocky pixels in old ZX Spectrum games.

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  2 cups 1 bag
2 cups 1 bag
One tea-bag makes two cups of tea. Nobody appears to know this, so we've made a guide.

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Scroll Wheel Cheese
scroll wheel cheese
Ever looked at your scroll wheel? If you've had if for a few months then it's probably filthy.

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  Internet Fatty Toasted Sandwiches
internet fatty toasted sandwiches
Breville + sweets = lots of horrid photo fun

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Rob and Dave visit the Imperial War Museum
rob and dave visit the imperial war museum
Your newsletter team Rob and Dave visit the Imperial War Museum looking for a good time.

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  Gruesome Twosomes
gruesome twosomes
Can you tell the difference between Ant and Dec? Fucked if we can remember, and we made the damn quiz.

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If I Could Shit Out My Cock
if i could shit out my cock
A question philosophers have been debating since greek times.

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  Dogs In Togs
dogs in togs
Noticed an advert for a fancy dress dog competition. Nipped down there and took a camera.

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How To Poach An Egg
how to poach an egg
Tackling the controversial subject of poaching eggs. Including the revolutionary "clingfilm" method.

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  Pornalike Quiz
pornalike quiz
Oh come on. What do you think an quiz called "Pornalike Quiz" is going to be about? Kittens?

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Flower Song (La la la la la, I love you)
flower song (la la la la la, i love you)
Most email we get on this item reckons the song is in Japanese. You're all wrong. No one has worked it out yet. He he.

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  Classical Look-a-likes
classical look-a-likes
Fancied a bit of culture, so me and the missus popped down to the National Gallery...

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Phallic Logo Awards
phallic logo awards
Does your company logo look like a massive spunky nob? We pick the best, and award huge prizes.

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  Click the colour, not the word
click the colour, not the word
This is torture. Pure torture. But can you reach level 10? We can't and we made the damn game.

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Notepad Invaders
notepad invaders
Oh fuck. The aliens are coming. And this time they're from the planet biro.

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  B3ta Gift Guide
b3ta gift guide
Still stuck for gift ideas? Why not give a loved one a a special b3ta moment...

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Tramp 'o' Claus
tramp 'o' claus
The return of the singing tramp. For Christmas. And it's Christmas every day at b3ta. (Well, we like this item - so let's pretend eh?)

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  Hey Hey 16k
hey hey 16k
Men of a certain age will weep on seeing this.

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B-B-B-B-B-B-Birmingham... Pow!
b-b-b-b-b-b-birmingham... pow!
Part of the projected Bullring Trilogy...

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  I Like Bukkake
i like bukkake
Wake up fresh. Wake up to Bukkake.

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Kill Your Parents
kill your parents
An attempt to control your mind using the power of kittens.

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  Sleepy Kitten Song
sleepy kitten song
Fifty photos of cute cats. One utterly amazing song. What more could you want?

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Female or Shemale
female or shemale
Our most famous quiz. You've played this. Surely you've played this.

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  Man Milk or Moo Milk
man milk or moo milk
Yay. More mucky quizzes. Milk or spunk. Can you tell?

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Gash or Tash
gash or tash
Gashes. Yay! Tashes. Yay! Quizzes. YAY YAY YAY!

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  Realistic Internet Simulator
realistic internet simulator
Kill the pop-ups before the blue screen of death kills you.

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Funnel or Tunnel
funnel or tunnel
Oooh. Mucky quiz alert. Are these ladies indulging in vaginal or anal sex?

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  Jailbait or Legal
jailbait or legal
Are these girls safe for man love? Or will the coppers come knocking?

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What's new pussycat
what's new pussycat
We have taken the stupidest pictures of cats on the Internet and created a fantastic new game. It tests the power of your memory by showing you pictures of cats, and asking you which one you haven't seen. TIP: Be Zen. Relax and trust your instinct.

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  Buffy's Swearing Keyboard
buffy's swearing keyboard
At last - the truth is revealed - Buffy is a SWEARING Vampire Slayer. Press the keys on your keyboard, from A to Z to hear her filth.

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Spot the Clifference
spot the clifference
Oh no! Sir Cliff Richard has been abducted by space aliens! They've locked him in a time vortex - can you help him escape?

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  Name that Beard
name that beard
Can you put a name to the famous beard?

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Cursor Love Bunny
cursor love bunny
The b3ta collective present the most annoying game in the history of everything ever. Trace the bunny with your mouse as quickly as possible. It's guaranteed to make you want to smash your computer.

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  Britney's Cat-a-phone
britney's cat-a-phone
It's Britney! It's kittens! It's got stupid noises! Huzzah!

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Top 10 Cutest Kittens
top 10 cutest kittens
Something to annoy people at work. Warning: Contains extreme shouting.

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  Spot The Gif-erence
spot the gif-erence
The nerdiest quiz we could think of. Yay.

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He-cat or She-cat
he-cat or she-cat
Lady cat or Man cat? Can you tell? Tip: girl cats have slightly more triangular faces.

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  Celebrity or Look-a-like
celebrity or look-a-like
Ah, the wonderful world of celebrity look-a-likes. What a fun bit of googling this quiz was.

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Nonce or Babysitter
nonce or babysitter
We're sorry about this quiz.

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  Female or Shemale 3
female or shemale 3
Are they chicks with dicks or very nice ladies?

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Female or Shemale 2
female or shemale 2
Is it a venus with a penis or lady woman?

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  You can't spell
you can't spell
We can't spell either. But that doesn't stop us being horrid and rude to thickos.

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Smoke a fag
smoke a fag
Yay. Ciggies are great. C'mon kids - light up for Uncle B3ta.

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  Video Killed The Radio Star
video killed the radio star
Ah. Buggles + Old animated gifs. Huzzah.

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Drink
drink
Oh, the joys of drink. If we didn't drink so heavily then there would be a lot more stuff on b3ta.

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  Billy Bass Parody
billy bass parody
We hate those fish. We really hate those fish.

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Beer beer beer
beer beer beer
We're going for a beer and you're invited. Sing a long with us. Or don't.

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  Fatcat or Satan
fatcat or satan
Oh gawd - it's Fatcat & Satan in the sweariest cartoon ever made.

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Let's Fist Again
let's fist again
Childish purile filth. The internet has gone too far. Fuck - and we made it.

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  Patrick Moore plays the Xylophone
patrick moore plays the xylophone
We've had a lot of mail from American readers about this. They don't know who Patrick Moore is. And we're not going to tell you. Sheesh, can't you people use google?

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The Singing Kitten
the singing kitten
Another kitten singing his love for you. Yay for loved up kittens.

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  I Love You (Kitten)
i love you (kitten)
It's a kitten. It sings I love you. Woo.

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Spiderman will make you gay
spiderman will make you gay
We love spidey. Yes we do. We love spidey and so do you.

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  Blode and the Giant Bee
blode and the giant bee
Looks what happens when two b3ta people work together. Joel sings, and Nicey supplies the animation - and the result is beyond fantastic. We want to see this on Top of the Pops.

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Stephen Hawking & Davros Together in Electric Dreams
stephen hawking & davros together in electric dreams
Two B3ta people -Mike Trinder & Andy Taylor- have been hard at work, in a mission to entertain you. They've made the funniest animation we've ever seen.

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  Ja Da
ja da
David Stevenson presents Ja Da - it's got giant bunnies, Maggie Thatcher and swedish music, and it's not an advert for a North London Kebab shop.

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