In fairness
I bet he also wets the bed at night and cries in the early hours of the morning. So, yeah actually.
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I bet he also wets the bed at night and cries in the early hours of the morning. So, yeah actually.
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And I bet those babies have had their lips around more nipples than your friend ever dreamed of.
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Show me a baby with a mobile phone.
My point stands, unlike most of these babies who are obviously drunk.
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My point stands, unlike most of these babies who are obviously drunk.
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Just wait
Until the get hammered into the gak. Crazy little fuckers have less impulse control than your average coked up Gooner after losing a Chelsea Match.
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Until the get hammered into the gak. Crazy little fuckers have less impulse control than your average coked up Gooner after losing a Chelsea Match.
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I don't know. I would bet that there is a fair amount of people on here have shat in a diaper within the last month for kicks and giggles.
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Both of you
Go to your rooms. And no more sugary cereal for either of you.
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Go to your rooms. And no more sugary cereal for either of you.
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I'm pretty sure that's code for something else, just to be safe i'm going to say no.
Enjoy your fruit snacks.
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Enjoy your fruit snacks.
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Inter alia
When my daughter was about 18 months old and had not slept since birth, I was in a chemist shop on Galway, Ireland.
They were selling stuff called Dozol - basically knock out drops for kids. If I'd know the kid wouldn't sleep for another 18 months I would have given in to the little voice telling me to fill the fucking basket.
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When my daughter was about 18 months old and had not slept since birth, I was in a chemist shop on Galway, Ireland.
They were selling stuff called Dozol - basically knock out drops for kids. If I'd know the kid wouldn't sleep for another 18 months I would have given in to the little voice telling me to fill the fucking basket.
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