My daughter Tallulah got her first ever haircut. Unfortunately she did it herself.
I made this!
I came down first thing in the morning to this.
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I came down first thing in the morning to this.
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We're leaving it
She is determined she likes it that way and I think it's very trendy and cool or something (or at the very least it makes me laugh) so it's staying.
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She is determined she likes it that way and I think it's very trendy and cool or something (or at the very least it makes me laugh) so it's staying.
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first it's the hair
then it's a face full of meow meow in some hoxton bar.
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then it's a face full of meow meow in some hoxton bar.
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Yeah hopefully that's a few years away yet
I'm trying not to think about all that stuff.
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I'm trying not to think about all that stuff.
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Mine is three
And she just discovered that she can crush nuts with her tiny feet.
I do not recommend walking around in socks in my house right now...
(And is her name a pun on Fallujah?)
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And she just discovered that she can crush nuts with her tiny feet.
I do not recommend walking around in socks in my house right now...
(And is her name a pun on Fallujah?)
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Haha
My Daughter and her school friend decided one day it would be fun to cut each others hair. I don't think they have a career in hairdressing ahead of them...
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My Daughter and her school friend decided one day it would be fun to cut each others hair. I don't think they have a career in hairdressing ahead of them...
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Yeah my elder one hacked her friend's hair off
her mum said it was "FINE JUST FINE" through very tightly pressed lips.
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her mum said it was "FINE JUST FINE" through very tightly pressed lips.
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It's just 5.45 in the morning hair there
I'm not a big one for hair styles though it's true.
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I'm not a big one for hair styles though it's true.
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Get in your time machine and buy one of these.
Worth sticking to the end, apparently includes erections
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Worth sticking to the end, apparently includes erections
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She has your face. Your exact bloody face.
That must have been a bloody well-trained sperm.
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That must have been a bloody well-trained sperm.
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Yeah I gave it a full on training regime
much like commando school but for my sperm. and instead of being in a barracks it was in my testes of course.
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much like commando school but for my sperm. and instead of being in a barracks it was in my testes of course.
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that older female sibling...
is totally involved...
when I climbed onto the roof of our house as a 3 year old, my family where perplexed where i got the idea to do it... my sister 3 years older than me was not perplexed at all... as she was the one who put the chair against the window...
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is totally involved...
when I climbed onto the roof of our house as a 3 year old, my family where perplexed where i got the idea to do it... my sister 3 years older than me was not perplexed at all... as she was the one who put the chair against the window...
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I Like your older daughters plausible deniability.
Omertà all the way.
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Omertà all the way.
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She's very good at denying responsibility
it is a skill which will do her well in life
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it is a skill which will do her well in life
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LOL - nice mullet
I used to expect my kids to be adults too. Now I just accept that they are children and it's me that's supposed to act like an adult not them.
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I used to expect my kids to be adults too. Now I just accept that they are children and it's me that's supposed to act like an adult not them.
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my favourite bit about having kids has been how it's legitimised me being really silly
at least the little ones appreciate me twatting about
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at least the little ones appreciate me twatting about
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I may have certain allurng mammary assets
but downstairs I have the other flavour equipment
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but downstairs I have the other flavour equipment
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Next time
leave her alone with pinking shears. I gave myself an awesome haircut with some when I was about 4 and made my mum cry.
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:53, Reply)
leave her alone with pinking shears. I gave myself an awesome haircut with some when I was about 4 and made my mum cry.
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what a brilliant idea
i might do all of our hair with pinking shears. it could be our family haircut
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i might do all of our hair with pinking shears. it could be our family haircut
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You want to watch that one. She'll be miming to "Achy Breaky Heart" next.
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christ
although at least it couldn't be any worse then the constant renditions of Let It Go that I am subjected to every bloody day
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although at least it couldn't be any worse then the constant renditions of Let It Go that I am subjected to every bloody day
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You know they've just released the singalong version of that on DVD don't you?
It'll be in cinemas too and peer pressure will dictate that you take her.
Hahahahaha!
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It'll be in cinemas too and peer pressure will dictate that you take her.
Hahahahaha!
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Hahaha!
Genius. I bet her friends' parents will be delighted at the prospect of this trend being set.
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Genius. I bet her friends' parents will be delighted at the prospect of this trend being set.
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"did you cut your fringe off?"
"i didn't want it to be in my eyes"
seems like a perfectly reasonable kid to me. :)
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"i didn't want it to be in my eyes"
seems like a perfectly reasonable kid to me. :)
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