I expect it has been done a million times... but here's the millionth-and-oneth time

(Fri 16th Apr 2010, 20:26, More)

Vincent... in happier times

(Tue 23rd Mar 2010, 20:48, More)

The social life of a Polar bear

(Wed 3rd Jun 2009, 10:54, More)

Something tells me he ain't finished yet

(Tue 12th Dec 2006, 21:54, More)

look closely for the hidden...............taaaraaaaaaa!!!

(Fri 27th Oct 2006, 21:18, More)

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(Sat 21st Oct 2006, 23:58, More)

Right... that's the eyebrows, the chin, just the minge to go and that should keep that cunt DaVinci happy tomorrow

(Sat 19th Mar 2005, 22:26, More)

they were blissfully unaware that the simple act of stepping off the pavement had saved them from the evil stalker

(Fri 18th Mar 2005, 22:28, More)

Sigh....Nearly son, nearly!

(Sat 3rd Apr 2004, 1:38, More)

Addressing the pygmy witch doctor as 'Oi, Short Arse' was another of Phil the Greeks less diplomatic moments

(Sat 8th Mar 2003, 1:24, More)

» Fancy Dress

theme was tv programmes
Going back a bit...... all guests had to go as a tv programme. My missus and I were asked late and had little time to prepare. As I had a broken arm at the time I stuck one of those fake turds you get from the joke shop on to my 'stookie' (is that just a Scottish expression for plaster cast?)....and went as.... 'The-Crapped-on-Fracture' (Krypton Factor.. popular show at the time).
(Thu 12th Jan 2006, 22:10, More)

» Evidence that you're getting old

Looking at my birth certificate always makes me feel old
cos I am.
(Sat 30th Oct 2004, 10:18, More)

» Useless Information

Errol Flynn's father was the first man to bring a Duck Billed Platypus to the UK.
and Platypusses/Platypi(?) have similar reproductive organs to humans.
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 23:57, More)

» Obscure Memorabilia

I've got a piece of the Berlin Wall (and who doesn't?)
and also plectrums (picks) from various artistes (Rob Thomas -Matchbox 20, Shania Twain (?), Dixie Chicks) etc etc.. Oh and A Christmas card from Jimmy Krankie!!
(Fri 5th Nov 2004, 21:07, More)