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This is a normal post Not, not really
Not, that is, unless you can jump really, really high. If a normal person jumps in a falling lift they just end up falling slightly lower for about a second.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you could jump high enough and not be injured on landing
Then would there be any need to jump in the first place?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post High isn't exactly the right word, but hard doesn't sound quite right.

(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget that even if you miraculously jump at the right moment without being able to see the ground hurtling towards you the roof will crush you at 40 floors per second as the lift collapses.
Followed by the cable coiling neatly onto your exploded corpse.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The Pink Panther seemed to manage it every week
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This
And Bugs Bunny
(, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 19:48, , Reply)