Man fired from his job at a pork company for farting too much
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 6 Oct 2015, 17:41,
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The 70-year-old said he couldn't help his flatulence after he underwent gastric bypass surgery in 2010 and his symptoms of “extreme gas and uncontrollable diarrhea” worsened in 2013
Exactly the kind of person you want working around food. ffs
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Hmm, two things:
A) Why on earth would anyone with a basic grasp of H&S employ a 30 stone satire of humanity to do anything?
B) Why the fuck is this guy 70, American and still working? Shouldn't he be in Florida right now, breaking deck chairs?
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Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Tue 6 Oct 2015, 21:23,
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I think he ate his pension.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 6 Oct 2015, 22:07,
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