When's the last time you called your dear old mum?
It might have been more recently than you think.
Over a few glasses of wine, Mom told me about all the sound effects she'd worked out to make the whole thing more realistic for her callers. Silly putty is good for general squelching, and wet flannels dropped into the toilet apparently sound exactly like massive shits. You can blow a raspberry at guys who are big into farting, but you have to be careful not to laugh. It seemed like she was really getting into the swing of her new job.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 6:41,
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It scares the shit out of mourners when they hear a phone ringing from inside her urn
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 7:51,
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