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This is a normal post heartland? more like heart attack land

Creator : @IamHappyToast
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I live in the "heartland". We're actually #1 in the top 10 healthiest cities in America the Brave.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post But the top ten healthiest cities in America the Brave
are in the bottom one percent of healthiest cities of World the Spherical.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know, I'm beginning not to believe science.
Searching for the top 10 healthiest cities in the world, it shows three in the US that didn't even show up in the study that showed my city as #1.

And "spherical" world. LOL.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you think top 10 lists on the intertubes are science, you should check out this site called buzzed.
It's crawling with Einsteins.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or the Bible
Apparently it's full of equations and thermodynamics theory.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 25 May 2016, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well the bible is certainly full of something

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 25 May 2016, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now that Playboy has no more tits, only text
No difference wanking on that or John 15:12-13.
The Bonus is that the New Testament has far more pages to wank on than Playboy, so will last longer.

So one could end up with a "bible full of something", but it would be a marathon to accomplish.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 25 May 2016, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glorious goodness!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 25 May 2016, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine you don't dress like the guy in the video either

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only for you in our private time, lover!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post But i thought .......
you know that thing





sulks
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post This changes nothing with your Pocahontas dress up time. We're still on for 7:30 Sunday.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post "cracks wip"
"suggestively"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 25 May 2016, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post *cracks neck*

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 25 May 2016, 23:24, , Reply)