I bought a new guitar and within 20 mins of it's first gig I'd dropped it on a stand and tore a chunk out of the front.
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 24 Feb 2017, 11:15,
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Did you pour lighter fluid over it?
And set it on fire just before drowning in your vomit?
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 24 Feb 2017, 12:21,
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Lol, war wounds
At one gig years ago, I tripped and fell sideways into the drumkit, denting the body and bending a machine head in the process. It's still like that..
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Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Fri 24 Feb 2017, 12:46,
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..and before you ask, yes. I was veh, veh drunk.
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Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Fri 24 Feb 2017, 12:47,
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Clumsy cunt
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 24 Feb 2017, 13:57,
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I think I've found my new porn niche
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 24 Feb 2017, 17:37,
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