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This is a link post French music I made this!
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 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 8 Jul 2017, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Horror music?
Should be the backing track to :
Picture a small stone walled village in between two lush hills.
It's a cool summer morning.
A 2CV Huddersfield to a halt on a crushed stone siding.
Some onions, a baguette and the local paper are one the copilot's seat. A hand grabs them and stuff them under an arm.
The main protagonist gets out of the 2CV and opens the boot and drags a corpse out.
The victim is obviously a fat tourist.
Musics stops for an instant as some platitude are exchange with a half senile neighbor.
Dragging resumes and body is lopped onto a thick wooden table.
The Dismembering of a still twitching body begins while he wets his moustache in some red that stains.
Zoom out to the shopfront of "Dubourg & Fils, Charcuterie d'importation".
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 8 Jul 2017, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post *throws 5000 FF at screen*
Hope that's enough for catering.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 8 Jul 2017, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post That will cover the wine costs.
For about a day.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 8 Jul 2017, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've reminded me of
And Soon The Darkness, which had a wonderfully jolly theme tune for a rustic French serial killer movie.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 8 Jul 2017, 9:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post A 2CV Huddersfield to a halt
Oddly, this makes sense.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 8 Jul 2017, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw the IPad's error...
...then could not find fault in its word choice.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 8 Jul 2017, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually the 2CV Huddersfield was a limited edition model....
....it was grey and dull.
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Sun 9 Jul 2017, 18:48, , Reply)