Nice one. That's proper 3am courage/dark humour
As my tree surgeon mate likes to observe in his cups 'if you make you living with a chainsaw in your hands, you die with a chainsaw in your hands'.
I have three - the 40cm bar petrol is a bitch to start but the ancient withered repair man just looks at the fucker and off it goes. The smaller petrol (I forget the bar, it's that old but probably 18 inches) is lovely. But my goto these days is electric. Kids, remember to use a cut-out when using electric cutting equipment.
I have some lovely trees - including - sadly necessarily cut back - elms, some big douglas firs which worry me. And loads of gash fucking cunt sycamore which I'd nuke from orbit in a second.
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