Decapitated himself with a chainsaw...SFW
and this ISN'T being treated as suspicious?
(, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 8:41, Reply)
hahaha what the fuck?!?!
not suspicious? he was the last tenant, refusing to move, in a block due for re-development. he is found with his head completely severed, COMPLETELY SEVERED, and that's not suspicious?
(, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 9:20, Reply)
Weird,
more here; www.thisishampshire.net/search/display.var.2393346.0.man_found_with_head_severed_by_chainsaw.php
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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 9:46,
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hahaha slight mispelling in that article makes for Lulz.
"a complete transaction of the neck."
HE SOLD HIS NECK!!! THAT'S WHY HIS HEAD FELL OFF!!
(, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:08, Reply)
[copper voice]
The death of the gentleman in question was highly
[£1500]
Unsuspicious, and we believe most likely due to
[£1500]
Suicide. I'm awfully sorry, we do not have time for any more questions.
[/copper voice]
(, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:14, Reply)
Haha!
That is literally the most suspicious thing I've ever read.
Heightened by the fact that the article states that it is not suspicious FOUR TIMES.
(, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:20, Reply)
My brain is struggling to figure to out how you decapitate yourself
and why you would, when hanging yourself is what people normally do when they've had enough
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:20,
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Well, according to the Sport (so god knows how legit this is)
He rigged the chainsaw with a timer, rested his neck on it and waited. It seems plausible, I know that people have managed stupider things but as everyone else has pointed out, why bother with that when there are much simpler ways to kick your own bucket?
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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 12:40,
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At least it guarantees a spot in the local paper
"Man dies of overdose" is far less likely to end up on the front page than "Man shops own head off with chainsaw".
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:39,
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Reminds me of that classic darwin award
'Some men will got to extraordinary lengths to prove how macho they are. Frenchman Pierre Pumpille recently shunted a stationary car two feet by headbutting it. "Women thought I was a god," he explained from his hospital bed.
Deity or not, however, Pumpille is a veritable girl's blouse compared to Polish farmer Krystof Azninski, who staked a strong claim to being Europe's most macho man by cutting off his own head in 1995. Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some "men's games". Initially they hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, but then one man upped the ante by seizing a chainsaw and cutting off the end of his foot. Not to be outdone, Azninski grabbed the saw and, shouting "Watch this then," he swung at his own head and chopped it off.
"It's funny," said one companion, "when he was young he put on his sister's underwear. But he died like a man." '
darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1996-07.html
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pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:25,
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