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» Worst Record Ever
Imagine - John Lennon
It inexplicably always wins these wretched "best song ever" polls, which really only goes to show that the public love pretentious tree-hugging hippy crap. That's not why I hate it though.
No, the reason I hate it is the breathtaking hypocrisy of Lennon sitting at his huge piano in a huge room in his huge house and singing
"Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can..."
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 12:18, More)
Imagine - John Lennon
It inexplicably always wins these wretched "best song ever" polls, which really only goes to show that the public love pretentious tree-hugging hippy crap. That's not why I hate it though.
No, the reason I hate it is the breathtaking hypocrisy of Lennon sitting at his huge piano in a huge room in his huge house and singing
"Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can..."
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 12:18, More)
» That's when I knew it was over...
"I've found God"
Uttered over a restaurant table on a second date.
(Sun 24th Jul 2005, 23:41, More)
"I've found God"
Uttered over a restaurant table on a second date.
(Sun 24th Jul 2005, 23:41, More)
» My Worst Date
Dutch courage
If you've got a couple of hours to kill between the end of work and your date, and you're looking for a way to calm the nerves, its probably not a good idea to spend that time in the pub downing Stellas. I turned up late and very drunk. After about 15 minutes she came to the conclusion that I was incapable of doing anything other than slumping in the corner and grinning like a loon so she left.
I had a great time, but oddly enough I haven't seen her since...
(Mon 25th Oct 2004, 12:34, More)
Dutch courage
If you've got a couple of hours to kill between the end of work and your date, and you're looking for a way to calm the nerves, its probably not a good idea to spend that time in the pub downing Stellas. I turned up late and very drunk. After about 15 minutes she came to the conclusion that I was incapable of doing anything other than slumping in the corner and grinning like a loon so she left.
I had a great time, but oddly enough I haven't seen her since...
(Mon 25th Oct 2004, 12:34, More)
» * PFFT *
Just this weekend
I discovered that the combination of my guts and roast parsnips generate the most appallingly noxious fumes. It was so bad that even two hours later entering the room resulted in cries of "oh God, what is that?". No amount of air freshener would shift it.
The only one I've ever done that was worse was the one where I was in hospital with an ulcer and I had tried to digest a couple of pints of my own blood. You could have bottled that one and used it to strip paint.
(Fri 13th Jul 2007, 15:56, More)
Just this weekend
I discovered that the combination of my guts and roast parsnips generate the most appallingly noxious fumes. It was so bad that even two hours later entering the room resulted in cries of "oh God, what is that?". No amount of air freshener would shift it.
The only one I've ever done that was worse was the one where I was in hospital with an ulcer and I had tried to digest a couple of pints of my own blood. You could have bottled that one and used it to strip paint.
(Fri 13th Jul 2007, 15:56, More)