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This is a link post Very impressive stick-balancing act.
Ok board, it may be nearly nine minutes long, but please give it a chance.
I must admit, I didn't quite expect the ending. Hope yez like it ;-)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Well
I've seen a lot of speciality acts in my time, and I must say that's a new one on me!

I like how the structure feels "impossible" as he's building it (more so at the end) but I also like that there's no way out for him if he screws up. If he gets it wrong, what's he going to do? start again?
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that he took up 9 minutes of tv time somewhere in euro land
Can't see anyone putting that on in the UK
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like this french talent show
not sure what its called, but its like a variety show that is on a regular basis, generally all of the acts are incredible! and very varied, the people on it come from all over the world, and sometimes there are ladies with boobies out! Need more of all these things on UK tv. Problem is, no one in the UK seems to be bothered about actual talent anymore unless its singing or dancing or poncing around on fucking ice skates.
 (I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 6:00, Reply)
This is a normal post this
I assume it's from "Le Plus Grand Cabaret du Monde" which is a fantastic show and I'm sure it would have a UK audience if the TV companies were brave enough to put it on.

But they won't, because it doesn't have a phone vote, celebrities or sob-story-back-story.

Edit: it is - it's linked from here www.leplusgrandcabaretdumonde.fr/
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 6:54, Reply)
This is a normal post YEH!
Its amazing! you can get it on sky actually, i know a french people who had it on thier Sky+ somehow! TV5Monde or something might be hidden in amoungst the god/ shopping/ 900 channels somewhere!

edit: One of my favourite ever letters to Viz was:
"im thinking of applying for xfactor next year, do you readers think i should go with the dead parent story, or just rock up in a wheelchair?"
 (I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 7:17, Reply)
This is a normal post you can?
fuck me!

*makes a note to pester boyfriend who has sky+*
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 7:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I've found TV5 on Sky+ channel 799
Le Plus Grand Cabaret du Monde is on Saturdays at 8 pm :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post as le french say
GREAT JOB! HIGH FIVE! USA! WOOOOOOO!
 (I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That
was pretty cool,
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post good that....he shows how fragile it is at the end too
woo:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey.
I would never have put the words "impressive" and "stick-balancing act" together before now.

*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post it was ok
music did my head in and the heavy breathing towards the end made me wonder what else he was propping up
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffymitten NAN, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post To save everyone almost 9 minutes of their life:
at the end he pushes the biggest stick down the end of his cock.

Disgusting. I hate you stashie.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck, that had me laughing like a loon. Cheers.

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This is a normal post *Grovels*
Please don't hate me mrandrist, I just thought the performance symbolised
the artist's self-hatred & the insertion of the final stick into his penile tract was "reverse masturbation" & he choose to rip himself apart
from the inside out instead of pleasure from the outside in.

*Fears the banhammer*
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That was quite fantastic.

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This is a normal post I bet
He's really good at jenga.
 (jaytoothetee, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:08, Reply)