Speed Dating
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Horribly true, and funny and depressing at the same time!
Some swearies.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 22:45,
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Yeah right,
Cos every relationship goes as perfectly as that.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 23:36,
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THIS IS FUCKING AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a brilliant vid and seems to be getting no attention, thought the caps lock might help.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 1:22,
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ha! i laughed...
but dear god, that was depressing.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 3:50,
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AH, the complex routine of hypocritical two faced and costly nonsenses followed by shit one sided sex if you were lucky.
NOW I remember why I turned to The Dark Side! ;)
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..wil, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:54,
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I got some mediocre one-sided sex
but at least it was in my favour.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:30,
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maybe arranged marriages aren't so bad afterall
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:24,
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Then it'll get posted on the net
And some bloke will feel the need to say "would" about the girl because any woman even briefly acting rational AND self-critical is an incredible turn on, and they'll feel like they just have to say it, they urge to say it because they feel it just HAS to be said. And while thinking whether or not to actually say it they are reminded about when they heard her say the words "dick" and "mouth" in the same sentence...
Then thinking stops.
Would!
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Her being a bit attractive is just "would" bait then?
Hmm, I feel conflicted.
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