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This is a link post Air New Zealand's safety video

Creator : @IamHappyToast
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I managed less than a minute
and then decided I wanted to nuke New Zealand.

Almost as bad/ even worse than* Delta's.

*Delete as applicable
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Leave New Zealand alone!
Would love to go there and not because of Middle Earth bollocks. I must see a Kiwi in the wild the lovely feathery/fluffy bastards.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I've nothing against NZ;
but this is annoying - and so colours my perception of the place.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bomb it anyways,
Why should the middle East get all the targeting pod camera time?
America should spread the love.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't nuke, just invade
youtu.be/vo6fgZ-dbOw
 (I helped save b3ta! SteamedCleaner, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post They have updated it but this is virgins.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XNxZh9_YN0
 (bertjamison Boards don't hit back !!!, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post New Zealand, no longer just sheep.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think we need to take back Middle Earth's identity
Place it back into the Forest of Dean from whence it came.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Although he denied it I bought the idea that middle earth was an allegory for Europe during the first world war
Mordor and the dead marshes certainly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't the dead marshes the only section of the book he admitted was directly allegorical to his experiences in the aftermath of The Somme?
He wasn't a fan of the concept of allegory, but that's what post Freudian criticism is for! We'll take your artwork and apply meanings you weren't even aware of.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, but I think he wanted to create a new world whilst shaped by his experiences was meant to be a separate entity.
But there was also talk of creating an English mythology that he thought was lacking.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post His papers on writing Fantasy are fascinating

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Futurama was almost right
but instead of Germany becoming Nazi Planet Episode Land, New Zealand will forever be Middle Earth
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I question the use of fire to indicate safe the way out of a plane in an emergency

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 23 Oct 2014, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post All airlines safety message should be
Fasten your seatbelt, if we crash we are basically fucked anyway. Bye.
 (Queef In a Jar, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Say it aint so Sylvester
There's a different 'brace for impact' stance depending on whether you're in economy or business/premium, do they get airbags?
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post First class get an escape pod
with their own R2 unit
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post You do know economy is one big "crumple zone" designed to take impact damage around from the business class don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post b-b-but economy is behind business class
....but I suppose the fuel is nearer the plebs, good call.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 15:17, , Reply)