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This is a link post Cyborg Wars Is Coming! I made this!
We've been making Cyborg Warriors. Have a butcher's!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
LOLWUT
 (I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post CYBORG WARS!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Jesus Christ, you fucking loon. That's ace!
 (Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post There is nothing "loon" -ey about making cyborgs!
CYBORGS ARE A VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS DAMMIT THIS IS IMPORTANT
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post MMMmmmmm...
I could eat me a cyborg right about now!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post DELICIOUS AND MURDEROUS CYBORG
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm. Everyone knows that if you eat a creature, you consume its powers
Are you trying to transform yourself into some kind of piggy cyborg? And would you then try to eat yourself to gain your own Pork-Bot powers?

Oh god, where will it all end?
 (Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I find this disgusting, I'm Jewish...
*How long for the Bacon Sandwiches?*
 (Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm well up for cyborginating myself
probably starting with LAYZORZ
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Bah!
who told you about my evil plans!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Delicious
and electricious
 (zombiedeadbloke, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post it's like a meaty robot wars
with less Craig Charles, which makes it awesome!

*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Although interestingly
Craig Charles is made of meat! Little known fact!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post haha yeah but scouse meat
so that doesn't count
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post i am led to believe that he tastes of beef

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Cow Vindaloo
to be precise
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post When I was 7 years old, I was quite ill for a few weeks with scarlet fever.
The high temperatures I was running at the time meant that I had what I assumed were weird, often terrifying, hallucinations- featuring a wild assortment of beasts of colour and form beyond human understanding, and noises beyond the realms of normal perception.

I'm starting to think that I was wrong, and in fact these were not hallucinations but that somehow the fever created some sort of psychic link. For a few wonderful but horrifying moments in time, I think I got a glimpse inside your mind.

Woo, yay, and indeed houpla.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Hoorays!
Yes that sounds like the inside of my mind. I hope you enjoyed your stay.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post A++++
Would trip again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Cyborg Wars Yea!
This is one of the best ideas in ages, like robot wars but with real flesh damage! Awsome! But will you allow vegan robots like The Veginator to enter, its lean mean and opinionated. It's basically a fixie bike with a celery spear. It HATES people with pork swords
 (McDazzle Knows not what he does, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post We were thinking we'd have a tofubot
that would sit there being miserable for a while then burst in to flames
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
I'll be back...bacon!
 (Leemondus, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post HAR HAR HAR
that is very good indeed
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaaaahahahaha!
Now...that's one robot I'd like to see on Robot Wars! But it'd be too tempting to purposefully drive it towards Sgt. Bash for a chargrilled meat feast after the show.

And we all know Philippa Forrester likes her meat feasts backstage!
 (I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post All our cyborgs are delicious
That's where the borg went wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I will pay good money
to see Craig Charles' head-bot versus Tofubot.

Long as you remove Craig's "Keee-heeeeech-heeeeeech" noises (I think it's laughter?)....

*clunk*
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm not sure how easy it will be to persuade craig charles to be cyborginated
but it's worth asking i guess
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post He seems
to be motivated by cheap lager and cold curry if it helps?

But aren't we all?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah that sounds like all it would tke to get me
to sacrifice my head for a cyborg experiment. i'm a sucker for curry and booze
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post yes yes yes!
do want to eat and play and play and eat. also, when people on the interwebz are being mean i sing the internet is made of cats but i sing twats instead of cats! and i feel a bit better then. so thank you.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post hoorays!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Cypork surely?!
Other than that... hahahahahahahahahah XD
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post cypork!
YES!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post 5 Stars would buy again
*had seen before as I stalk your site praying for your mental discharge.
Superb, any chance of seeing a combat with the severed head of Mr Charles and a chainsaw.

Just asking, ya'know....
 (Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post i think there are rules about using people heads
SOMEONE TOLD ME I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WITH THE PEOPLE HEADS
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Guess its only a matter of time before there are attacks by bullspenisatoron

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post it's very tempting to do a whole battle of cok cyborgs
cock face vs dick head etc
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:11, Reply)