I HAVE MADE A BACON DRONE
I made this!
I have built a bacon drone! I made it from sticks and tape and coat hangars. It delivers not only bacon, but in fact an entire cooked breakfast of bacon, egg, sausage, mushroom and tomato ketchup.
All that Amazon stuff about drone delivery is pretty crappy compared to my amazing technological triumph. This is why I am so much more rich and successful than Jeff Bezos.
Some of you may remember I started this long and painful journey a year or 2 ago with a mission to make a 100mph sausage drone. I did succeed in getting it to go 100mph and drop sausages but failed to get the video piloting systems working in it, as it was too terrifyingly fast. Also I would never have got any kind of accuracy from it.
I hence decided to learn to build and fly multi-rotors, allowing for massively increased precision. I now, today, find myself finally at a breakthrough moment for both myself and humanity.
I intend to continue developing this as it should be able to operate completely autonomously from laptop-created waypoints given a bit more work.
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crab_bloke), Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:38,
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Can you get a black pudding adaptor?
A slice of greasy black gold would travel further spinning like Apollos own discus.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:48,
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Yeah you just shove it in
i could always extend the barrel out to accept larger loads too of course. give the option for bubble and squeak, toast, beans, any extra off-piste breakfast additions.
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crab_bloke), Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:55,
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Woah, woah, whoa, there nelly!
Bubble & squeak is no paltry breakfast staple, 'tis a veritable Monday supper!
Tut tut, Mr Stallion, tut tut!
(, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 3:38, Reply)
The technology looks ready for release
Where can I buy one?
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:50,
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i can show you how to make one
if you come over to mine with some sticks and tape and coat hangars
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crab_bloke), Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:56,
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Oh yeah, bring my own restraints and torture devices
I'm not falling for that one, after what happened with Tabs
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:06,
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don't blame you to be honest
it's been ages since anyone fell for it
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crab_bloke), Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:15,
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Made from stick, coat hangers, cable ties and porn noodles?
I have most of the ingredients except the porn noodles. Would I find those in the world food section of Waitrose next to the bukkake peas?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:05,
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they are pool noodles
porn noodles are not suitable for aviation
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crab_bloke), Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:09,
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Ah, so that's where I was going wrong
My missus got the shock of her life when I was in the back yard trying to get it up and it did nothing but thump against the back door.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:26,
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You'll probably be wanting to give your back door a good wash down with disinfectant
porn noodles are notoriously unhygenic
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crab_bloke), Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:30,
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PUSHING SCIENCE TO ITS BOUNDARIES
AND BEYOND
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:06,
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I'm ready
I'll take the bacon, the beans, the egg, the whole lot. I'm so ready.
But some people, you know.... are just muesli.
(, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:37, Reply)
the mueslistas will be converted
by persuausion or force, the choice is theirs
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crab_bloke), Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:48,
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Im a massive fan of your videos Mr Explosion
and I like this one as well
(, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Can it do a continental breakfast too?
Or porridge?, this really is the pinnacle of all human achievement, your Nobel is in the post.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:55,
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It can do porridge yes
I am not sure about a continental breakfast, purely on ethical grunds
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crab_bloke), Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:05,
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I'll have the porridge then!
With bacon on top.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:07,
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It was only a matter of time before bacon took the next evolutionary step.
I prostrate myself before our new bacon overlords.
(, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:59, Reply)
BACON
BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON!
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crab_bloke), Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:06,
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You'll need to build it
but it's actually not that hard to be honest
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crab_bloke), Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:02,
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For me it would be undeniably difficult....
...and in the end I would have to mercy kill the abomination.
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:48,
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Better than 90% of kickstarter projects that I've seen.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:00,
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hooray!
maybe i should try and get funding to make a massive one to fly me over major cities dropping pigs by the thousand or something
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crab_bloke), Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:30,
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I wish I was rob's bumchum, he might put me in the newsletter every cunting week
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:39, Reply)
Please provide links
to all the hilarious videos you've made that Rob has ignored.
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Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 0:13,
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How about a Giant Bee model?
That would surely brighten everyone’s day- seeing the loveable Giant Bee dancing above the rooftops, the Giant Bee song wafting from loudspeakers as it delivered its piping hot breakfasty payload to happy customers everywhere. Children would squeel with delight, the policeman would tip his hat, the postman would just smile and shake his head...
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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 2:55,
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