The Book of Genesis revisited.
"To convey the logical absurdity of trying to squeeze the round peg of science into the square hole of religion, Michael Shermer penned the following scientific revision of the Genesis creation story."
GC says no.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:16,
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Praise the Lord!
(Not a snark. I thought this was a brilliant pisstake of creationist theology).
Nice find.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:00, Reply)
Why does that voice ring a bell?
Reminds me of the unemployed voiceover guy from Monkey Dust.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:12,
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Voice over man
Sounds like the British guy from www.xtranormal.com/
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daikoku has been on a ragga tip since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 12:23,
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I have a PooTooth handsfree system in the car that has a voice recognition function in it, When it speaks to you to confirm / suggest / help / hinder you, that is the exact voice it uses. As it can read text messages too, you can get it to say anything you like, all with that same stilted delivery...
There is a voiceover bloke in the UK who sounds exactly like it, but without the disjointed electronic delivery. He ends up on a lot of the recorded messages I get when 'phoning companies. Instead of Hold Music, I get a message telling me about the other services they offer. Quite often there is a woman too, and it's always the same two, so maybe a husband and wife team..?
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A Lurker jacked up on B3ta on, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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He's on my phone too
And I swear he does all the voices at King's Cross tube station.
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)
oh shit
so I was mistaken all the time!!!!1!
thanks god he created smart people who can explain everything without science
scientists should go and multiply themselves
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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:38,
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praises be unto allah.. for jesus loves you
but me on the other hand.... i think your a twat
(, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)