The Lympics Are Coming
I made this!
Don't know if you've realised, but the Olympics are coming. Except it's pronounced 'Lympics,' and it involves eggs coming out of arses.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:18, Reply)
nice one
the Lympics look more exciting than the olympics, I must say
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wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:54,
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This is great stuff!
I work for one of the major sponsors of the 'Lympics, and we tend to hear more about that than, say, how the business is doing. I imagine this is exactly how excited our senior management gets over them...
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Lolympics (see what i did there)
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Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:13,
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LYMPICS
The best part is throwing things and swearing. If the shot-putters don't shout "FUCK OFF" in the actual lympics, I'm going to be very disappointed.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:25,
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That's genius and should be compulsary for all throwing events. Shout 'fuck off' in your own language. 'Fuck off you CUNT' for extra distance.
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 9:31, Reply)
This had me in fucking stitches!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:08,
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woo yay and hoopla
you get a golder for this one
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 7:56,
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The Olympics are shit, aren't they?
Two questions, one of which is more of a statement:
1. Is this/this is too quiet?
2. Did I once see Anthony compere a comedy show in Manchester (at Zumbar, I think) in which a musical "comedian" kept referring to me as Jarvis Cocker (glasses), until I shouted "CUNT" at him during his set?
No?
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:52, Reply)
That was at Zumbar (now Odder?) in 2005, possibly. Would the musical comedian have been Matt Tiller? I can't remember much of that comedy club. Glad people enjoyed this sketch. I'll make sure we do more.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)