roam designated play areas, searching for children to play with
edit: Yes I know its a BBC link
Be afraid, be very afraide. Just when you thought it was safe to go in to the playground, they release robopeado, to pray on and play with YOUR child!
Goverment scientists are release into the wild a new bread of peado, this robotic peado or "ropeado" has been specialy developed to fill the void left after the great yewtree devestation left our native peados almost extinct in the wild, apart from a few peados kept in captivity there is now thought to be less than 20 single peados at large in the whole country.
A trial breeding program was started in the mid 'teens to try and iject some new peado stock into the wild but alas due to there dificult and misunderstood mating, there has been no reproduction of wild born or captive born born peados for almost 14 years.
Scientists are comcernd that a whole tranche of celebrities and sporting personalitys will wither and die with out the glare of publicity that a high profile campaign can give them, Scientist and experts are also worried that the current lack of peados will mean that generations of children will now, not be able to claim historical abuse and there fore lawyers and solictiors will see there income stream drop dramaticly in the coming years.
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:52,
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