Wanking Disasters Part II
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
second?
Also, this question should be called 'Masturbatory Mishaps'. Wanking is about as unisex an expression as getting knocked up...
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ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:25,
10 replies)
Onanistic Occurrences
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:30,
closed)
Self Abuse Atrocities
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ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:24,
closed)
Frig fail
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:55,
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Fwapping Faux Pas
Bean Flicking bungles
Hand Shandy Horrors
Frigging Furores
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:57,
closed)
Self-Fisting Fiascos
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Rsoles, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:39,
closed)
Diddling Disasters
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 18:59,
closed)
Winner/\/\/\/\/\
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:53,
closed)
Tugging traumas
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:42,
closed)
Right-on sister
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mersault, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:48,
closed)