How I Skive Off Work
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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Go to War
This is the first reply I have made to QOTW EVER! But what I do to Skive, as we call Shammin', from work is to actually go to war. Sure it sounds bad at first, but after the first day or two it's not all that bad. Let me describe a bit from my life. 1900(7pm) i get up for work. Goto work immediatly because i've overslept for an hour. Show up and relize that only one other person from the dayshift showed up and i'm the only one comming on shift. Okay. So I turn on my handy dandy civilian laptop and plug into the Military Non encripted Internet. Open Internet Explorer. hmm.. what do you know.. b3ta on my homepage. Check out new pics read some QOTW answers then check for new sites by clicking on pics. No avail.. Next I either have ramen or redbull, never both at the same time. Mabey i'll have a smoke.. mabey not. depends on if i feel like getting up out of the chair. Then I spend endless hours playing network games with others throughout Iraq over our Internet... easy to do... no.. because i really suck at UnReal.. but I'm getting better. so i sit there and play video games occasionally calling my wife for free over the telephone (voip)... oh no.. about this time it's been 12 hours... time to put 5 gallons of fuel in the generator before it runs out.. okay.. good .. time for bed.. well.. that is if i didn't just fall asleep waiting for the internet to start working again.... .. wait wait.. that's work.. .. did i ever mention guard duty?? well.. that's cake.. wake up at 2200 to 2230ish.. go to guard mount.. then take a truck to the tower.. . lay out my compacted blanket from my backpack.. and fall asleep untill somebody comes by in a diesle engine truck to try and sneak up on me.. funny.. since there is nothing around for about 2 miles... but okay.. I get up .. they walk up the stairs to give me the meal of the day.. which is usually chicken.. why?? i don't know.. but it usually is.. eat my chicken.. have a couple of smokes.. then back to sleep untill 0730.. wake up.. whipe the tears out of my eyes from laughing because i fell asleep on my chicken and now it's all in my kevelar.. then get in a truck and go back to my room and read b3ta for a couple of hours... yes.. yes.. it's hard.. but somebody has got to protect ya'll from terroist..... This war is a bunch of CRAP! but have a nice day anyways. e-mail me i get bored at work
( , Fri 29 Apr 2005, 8:50, Reply)
This is the first reply I have made to QOTW EVER! But what I do to Skive, as we call Shammin', from work is to actually go to war. Sure it sounds bad at first, but after the first day or two it's not all that bad. Let me describe a bit from my life. 1900(7pm) i get up for work. Goto work immediatly because i've overslept for an hour. Show up and relize that only one other person from the dayshift showed up and i'm the only one comming on shift. Okay. So I turn on my handy dandy civilian laptop and plug into the Military Non encripted Internet. Open Internet Explorer. hmm.. what do you know.. b3ta on my homepage. Check out new pics read some QOTW answers then check for new sites by clicking on pics. No avail.. Next I either have ramen or redbull, never both at the same time. Mabey i'll have a smoke.. mabey not. depends on if i feel like getting up out of the chair. Then I spend endless hours playing network games with others throughout Iraq over our Internet... easy to do... no.. because i really suck at UnReal.. but I'm getting better. so i sit there and play video games occasionally calling my wife for free over the telephone (voip)... oh no.. about this time it's been 12 hours... time to put 5 gallons of fuel in the generator before it runs out.. okay.. good .. time for bed.. well.. that is if i didn't just fall asleep waiting for the internet to start working again.... .. wait wait.. that's work.. .. did i ever mention guard duty?? well.. that's cake.. wake up at 2200 to 2230ish.. go to guard mount.. then take a truck to the tower.. . lay out my compacted blanket from my backpack.. and fall asleep untill somebody comes by in a diesle engine truck to try and sneak up on me.. funny.. since there is nothing around for about 2 miles... but okay.. I get up .. they walk up the stairs to give me the meal of the day.. which is usually chicken.. why?? i don't know.. but it usually is.. eat my chicken.. have a couple of smokes.. then back to sleep untill 0730.. wake up.. whipe the tears out of my eyes from laughing because i fell asleep on my chicken and now it's all in my kevelar.. then get in a truck and go back to my room and read b3ta for a couple of hours... yes.. yes.. it's hard.. but somebody has got to protect ya'll from terroist..... This war is a bunch of CRAP! but have a nice day anyways. e-mail me i get bored at work
( , Fri 29 Apr 2005, 8:50, Reply)
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