Honestly I didn't sleep in...
A few years back I used to catch the bus to work early in the morning. On this occasion it was about 6:30 on a very cold dark January morning when my bus comes as it usually does as fast as it possibly can around the corner.

So I do what I usually do and walk from the shelter and signal to the driver that I want picked up with a wave as I stand next to the bus stop sign when the bus is a good 100m away.

What usually happens is that the driver slows down and picks me up. What I didn't expect was the driver to wave back at me with a stupid smug look on his face as he plowed on right past me.

Now I had to wait an hour for the next bus to come, making me very late for work. To make things worse my boss thought I had really slept in and said it was shit excuse.

So that day I had to put up with two cunts before it was even 8am.
(fearsome mumbler is shit at telling stories, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:23, Reply)