Celebrities part IIFive years ago, we asked if you've ever been rude to a celebrity, or have been on the receiving end of a Z-List TV chef's wrath. By popular demand, it's back - if you have beans, spill them.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:33)
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Good luck?Meandering along the promenade whilst enjoying a lovely family jaunt to Blackpool I happened to be shat upon by an up-til-now achingly constipated feathered friend.
On the head.
And the face.
And my new saved-up-for-them-myself tucker boots.
"But its good luck to be shat on" my Dad struggled to convince me as he convulsed into silent mirth whilst wiping the steaming shit from my specs.
Got up, wiped myself down (again) (oh, and again). Went round the corner and bumped into Geoff Capes. Or rather, got bumped into by Geoff Capes. Worlds Strongest Man at the time Geoff Capes. I was 10 and approx 6 stone.
Quick trip to A&E, 8 stitches and 2 days of concussion later I was able to give my Dad 50 pence to go and put a horse on the Grand National for me (no lottery in them days Im afraid).
I think said horse was holding together my next pair of tucker boots.
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