I once
lived in a flat with a couple who converted to born again Christianity. This wouldn't have been too bad, besides the fact that they got a little too preachy for my tastes (being a sinful atheist and all) and began leaving notes around the flat for me to read. These were along the lines of "Read this, you need to!" on the front of a leaflet full of bible verses, and "IMPORTANT: MUST READ" on the front of a bible, idly left on the floor outside my bedroom door. Now this wasn't too bad, I tried to politely explain that I had already made my own mind up, and yes, in their eyes I was going to the big scary hot place, but that was just fine with me, as it's all a load of bollocks anyway.
This then prompted them to begin pushing leaflets full of bible verses UNDERNEATH MY DOOR whilst I was in the room, in an attempt to annoy me into conversion. This time, I decided to reply to the notes they had written on the front saying "No thanks, I've already made up my own mind. Please stop leaving these leaflets all over the place." which I assumed was a fairly measured response. This was then met with them posting the aforementioned scummy leaflet back under my door with a note saying "Wrong answer, love God.". Well I thought, fuck it.

So I pissed all over their carpet and moved out.

I don't feel that bad about it to be honest, but I do think it was pretty childish. I'd apologise for length, but I'm not going to.
(Senseless, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:20, 4 replies)

no
aah mate it looked like you were going to treat religion with the respect it deserves and then that sting in the tail.
Just say no. Have a laugh at it, come on anything that makes you laugh can't be all bad- pissing on someones carpet-no.
(Discreditor wants the dream to come true, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:42, closed)

"treat religion with the respect it deserves"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 0:38, closed)

^this^

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:40, closed)

^^
This. Hehehehehe.....
(Fleximus Rex briefly gave up lurking on, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 23:27, closed)