Cup of Doom!
My mother works for the Royal Mail and when she's not busy being on strike she usually goes to bed early for the early starts in the morning. Now on some days I decide to go to the pub with my mates before she's went to bed. But before I go out I sometimes like to rest a plastic cup of water on her bedroom door so it slighty leans against the door frame as the door is ajar.
Then I leave the house silently giggling to myself knowing my trap is laid and I will be at a safe distance when its sprung. Now when I return I expect my trap to have been sprung and as my mother will be bent on revenge, I expect her to reset the trap on my door for me.
Now I carefully take down the trap and reset it on the bathroom door then pretend I've been hit by the one set by my mother. Making enough of a noise to wake her. 9 out of ten times she gets up and goes to the toilet after I have woken her accidently.
So when she gets up to go to the toilet she gets it again and I piss myself laughing when she goes balistic. Its especially funny if she claims revenge prior to entering the bathroom :D


length?... about two feet until it hits
(fearsome mumbler is shit at telling stories, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:25, Reply)