Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Another...I've got tons of these stories. I'm a horrible cunt, it seems.
I was 4 or 5, around that age, and it was some christmas do at my dad's work or something.
I'd been carrying on, play fighting with a guy he worked with, but he had to go up on stage and give a speech.
Halfway through the speech he had an epileptic fit, and collapsed to the ground, convulsing and all that. You know the dance.
I, however, thought he was still carrying on with me, so i climbed up on stage and started jumping up and down on this poor guy having a fit. On stage. In front of hundreds of people.
Sorry mum. (My dad's a dick so he doesn't get an apology.)
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 1:45, Reply)
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