Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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A morning liftWithin reason, I'll generally use the stairs in preference to taking the lift.
That said, I used to work on the 6th floor so I reckoned it was OK to use the lift to go up.
Anyhoo, one morning, I get in the lift at the ground floor and am joined by another person - who presses the button for the 1st floor.
"That's a bit lazy, isn't it?" I half jokingly ask.
"Not really - I've got an artificial leg" they replied as the doors shut.
Length? About 15 seconds.
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 23:29, 3 replies)
Hah!I love these kinds of "trapped" situations, saying something daft one second before the camera starts rolling or the doors close, then spending the next few minutes in complete discomfort with the person.
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Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 23:55,
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HmmmArtificial leg or no artificial leg, there is still a degree of lazyness pervading the elevators it seems.
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DisabilityWorking at Scotstoun on the tyre 45 destroyers. The aft gangway leads to the flight deck, from there it's 5 decks down or 9 decks up.
Painters gaffer, with prosthetic left leg, manages to haul his arse all over the ship.
The strange thing is, he is able to drag himself onto the job before his able bodied sloth crew.
Full marks to the bloke.
Zero points to the able bodied fannies.
I have no doubt these are the same twunts that park in disabled bays.
Ignorance isn't a disability. Don't be surprised to find your tyre valves removed.
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