Onions
In response to the person who wrote "onions", they always made my eyes water lots too. (I don't know if that technically counts as crying.) My solution was to steal some hardcore goggles from a chemistry lab, which form a pretty much airtight seal around your eyes. You could probably manage similarly with swimming goggles, though I'm not sure what would make you look more like a gimp.

To answer the actual question, the last time I cried was on breaking up with a long-term girlfriend. And she thought I wasn't in touch with my emotions. Hah!

Blimey, that was ages ago and I haven't had a girlfriend worth mentioning since. Almost makes me want to cry right now.
(P-Nuts, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 16:27, Reply)