Customers from HellThe customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.
Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)
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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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Not me behind the counterBut i was behind the guy in front of it.
I was in my local fish and chip shop, and the guy in front was being served, and he was taking his time about it.
"Ya wantin' salt an' vinegar?" asked the large woman behind the counter.
"Ooo, do i want salt and vinegar? Hmm...Hmm...Hmmm." said the guy in front.
Woman bhind counter: "It's no the bloody House of Commons, hurry up!"
Later on, after this guy left, the large woman said to her collegue:
"I hate that guy. He's my auntie's second cousin."
"Your auntie's second cousin? What does make him to you?" I asked.
Her response?
"Fuck all, he's an arse!"
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:47, Reply)
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